Self Destruction
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Self Destruction
"Where the fuck am I"
"What happened to me? I feel more powerful than ever."
"hai byry u no i liek science so i made u 2 an imortal!!"
"Silva, what the fuck have you done to me? I can feel godlike power flowing through my veins."
"NYAH!"
"nooooo u kill'd hector! ok fine i took an imortal from the silvaria guys and then removed his imortal poo poo koer and put it in yu"
"taht gai"
"Silva, do you know what you have done to me? Do you have a fucking clue what an immortal core even is? It will regenerate within me slowly killing me. At first it will make me powerful and strong, before I will become it's own body."
"wait how d u kno?"
"Silva, you will pay for what you have done to me."
"nonononononononono"
"pls no im sorry ok???"
"please stop, i'll do anything."
"Pathetic. If I see any other Silvadreams I'll be sure to put them out of misery as well."
"Shit, he killed Silvadream."
"And you must be his peach lackies. Strange, I would have expected robots."
"Men, kill this fucker."
"Ah, my Nova Sword."
"Thank you for returning it to me."
The peach's flesh is melted instantly, and turned into a noxious steam.
Admiral Byron grabs his anal disruptor, knowing what he has to do.
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Re: Self Destruction
Noooo.. not Hector!
Can you give me a little back story?
Can you give me a little back story?
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Re: Self Destruction
Might do this to Siri. Just need to find an immortal of appropriate hilarious-ness to do it with.
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Re: Self Destruction
Admiral Byron DeSilva used Saiyan like powers to destroy an enemy army before being teleported to a Silvadream's ship in my last forum battle.Cytheran wrote:Noooo.. not Hector!
Can you give me a little back story?
http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopi ... 20&t=10090
Silvadream and Byron have a weird relationship. A Silvadream gave Byron an anal disruptor, which is a powerful gun that causes massive booty bothered in exchange for nothing.
There are quite possibly thousands of Silvadreams in the brikverse. Each Silvadream having their own personal factory/ship in which they create weaponry and robotic weapons, and even other Silvadreams.
No one knows who created the first Silvadream, but many chaos theorists speculate that there was a Silva genesis in the G.R. 2008.
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Re: Self Destruction
There should be an army of Pedonukers to counter this (inb4 fedonuker). Also, a massive, 15000-fig strong battalion of Asterios's.Silverdream wrote:Admiral Byron DeSilva used Saiyan like powers to destroy an enemy army before being teleported to a Silvadream's ship in my last forum battle.Cytheran wrote:Noooo.. not Hector!
Can you give me a little back story?
http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopi ... 20&t=10090
Silvadream and Byron have a weird relationship. A Silvadream gave Byron an anal disruptor, which is a powerful gun that causes massive booty bothered in exchange for nothing.
There are quite possibly thousands of Silvadreams in the brikverse. Each Silvadream having their own personal factory/ship in which they create weaponry and robotic weapons, and even other Silvadreams.
No one knows who created the first Silvadream, but many chaos theorists speculate that there was a Silva genesis in the G.R. 2008.
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Re: Self Destruction
I think if anyone made an asterios army it would be very boring.
Plus, we have Warhead sphincters to counter the pedonuker anoraks and the Silvadream noobs.
Plus, we have Warhead sphincters to counter the pedonuker anoraks and the Silvadream noobs.
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Aesterios army is any large group of figs that all look exactly the same.Silverdream wrote:I think if anyone made an asterios army it would be very boring.
Plus, we have Warhead sphincters to counter the pedonuker anoraks and the Silvadream noobs.
Thanks for the BS. Makes sense now.
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Re: Self Destruction
On Board the S.S. Wald.
"Herr Ludendorff, we are receiving incoming transmission."
"From ze ship in front ov us? Screen it."
"Admiral Ludendorff, so nice to see you. Tell me, Where is your Kaiser?"
"Ve haff no time vor games. Retreat or I vill haff to destroy you."
"Tell me where Klaus is first."
-COMMUNICATION CUT-
"Launch fighters und bombers. Cripple ze ship und try to take Byron alive"
The fighter groups attempt to dodge the missiles.
However, the missile winds into their paths.
"Do not underestimate this ship. Though it isn't very fast and it's shield output is minimal, it has many tricks up it's sleeves.
"Feuer Frei"
"Target is vanquished Herr Ludendorff."
A smaller silver ship launches from the wreckage.
And a blast devastates the S.S Bludsteine
The laser bolts fired are narrowly dodged by the small ship, which manages to open a hole in the S.S Wald's shields.
"I am not as barbaric as your King. I will not kill a fleeing man. Run away now."
A psionic blast causes the air to explode.
"AIEEEEEEEEEEE"
"A terminator will cause no more trifle than any common Bavarian man."
---FIVE MINUTES LATER---
"Now, will you tell me where the Kaiser is? As an Admiral to another Admiral I can spare you and your crew."
"I do not haff his exact co-ordinates, but he vas last heard from on Iricles II."
"Very well, but if I find out you've lied to me I'll have to revoke our agreement and kill you."
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Re: Self Destruction
Oh my gosh, a minifig with a sense of honor!
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Re: Self Destruction
I like to think that he's just too lazy to put forth the effort to kill him.GeneralOfDeath wrote:Oh my gosh, a minifig with a sense of honor!
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Re: Self Destruction
Or he's slowly running out of time before he is killed, and has to prioritize things.Zupponn wrote:I like to think that he's just too lazy to put forth the effort to kill him.GeneralOfDeath wrote:Oh my gosh, a minifig with a sense of honor!
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Re: Self Destruction
Yeah, but 20 seconds won't matter that much...
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Re: Self Destruction
Yes, but I meant was that the Wald is huge. If he killed Ludendorff than he would also have to clean up the rest of the crew.GeneralOfDeath wrote:Yeah, but 20 seconds won't matter that much...
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Re: Self Destruction
"Computer, initiate self-destruct sequence."
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Re: Self Destruction
It would take aproximately 10 seconds to kill a fig. (Both actually and refernce.)GeneralOfDeath wrote:Yeah, but 20 seconds won't matter that much...
Nice stuffz Silver! Really well done.
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