Self Destruction

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Self Destruction

Post by Silverdream » Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:33 pm

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"Where the fuck am I"

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"What happened to me? I feel more powerful than ever."

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"hai byry u no i liek science so i made u 2 an imortal!!"

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"Silva, what the fuck have you done to me? I can feel godlike power flowing through my veins."

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"NYAH!"

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"nooooo u kill'd hector! ok fine i took an imortal from the silvaria guys and then removed his imortal poo poo koer and put it in yu"

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"taht gai"

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"Silva, do you know what you have done to me? Do you have a fucking clue what an immortal core even is? It will regenerate within me slowly killing me. At first it will make me powerful and strong, before I will become it's own body."

"wait how d u kno?"

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"Silva, you will pay for what you have done to me."

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"nonononononononono"

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"pls no im sorry ok???"

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"please stop, i'll do anything."

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"Pathetic. If I see any other Silvadreams I'll be sure to put them out of misery as well."

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"Shit, he killed Silvadream."

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"And you must be his peach lackies. Strange, I would have expected robots."

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"Men, kill this fucker."

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"Ah, my Nova Sword."

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"Thank you for returning it to me."

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The peach's flesh is melted instantly, and turned into a noxious steam.

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Admiral Byron grabs his anal disruptor, knowing what he has to do.
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Re: Self Destruction

Post by Cytheran » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:21 pm

Noooo.. not Hector!

Can you give me a little back story?

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Re: Self Destruction

Post by cleanupcrew » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:29 pm

Might do this to Siri. Just need to find an immortal of appropriate hilarious-ness to do it with.

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Re: Self Destruction

Post by Silverdream » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:50 pm

Cytheran wrote:Noooo.. not Hector!

Can you give me a little back story?
Admiral Byron DeSilva used Saiyan like powers to destroy an enemy army before being teleported to a Silvadream's ship in my last forum battle.

http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopi ... 20&t=10090

Silvadream and Byron have a weird relationship. A Silvadream gave Byron an anal disruptor, which is a powerful gun that causes massive booty bothered in exchange for nothing.

There are quite possibly thousands of Silvadreams in the brikverse. Each Silvadream having their own personal factory/ship in which they create weaponry and robotic weapons, and even other Silvadreams.

No one knows who created the first Silvadream, but many chaos theorists speculate that there was a Silva genesis in the G.R. 2008.
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Re: Self Destruction

Post by cleanupcrew » Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:02 pm

Silverdream wrote:
Cytheran wrote:Noooo.. not Hector!

Can you give me a little back story?
Admiral Byron DeSilva used Saiyan like powers to destroy an enemy army before being teleported to a Silvadream's ship in my last forum battle.

http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopi ... 20&t=10090

Silvadream and Byron have a weird relationship. A Silvadream gave Byron an anal disruptor, which is a powerful gun that causes massive booty bothered in exchange for nothing.

There are quite possibly thousands of Silvadreams in the brikverse. Each Silvadream having their own personal factory/ship in which they create weaponry and robotic weapons, and even other Silvadreams.

No one knows who created the first Silvadream, but many chaos theorists speculate that there was a Silva genesis in the G.R. 2008.
There should be an army of Pedonukers to counter this (inb4 fedonuker). Also, a massive, 15000-fig strong battalion of Asterios's.

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Re: Self Destruction

Post by Silverdream » Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:19 pm

I think if anyone made an asterios army it would be very boring.

Plus, we have Warhead sphincters to counter the pedonuker anoraks and the Silvadream noobs.
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Re: Self Destruction

Post by Cytheran » Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:36 pm

Silverdream wrote:I think if anyone made an asterios army it would be very boring.

Plus, we have Warhead sphincters to counter the pedonuker anoraks and the Silvadream noobs.
Aesterios army is any large group of figs that all look exactly the same.

Thanks for the BS. Makes sense now.

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Re: Self Destruction

Post by Silverdream » Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:53 pm

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On Board the S.S. Wald.

"Herr Ludendorff, we are receiving incoming transmission."

"From ze ship in front ov us? Screen it."

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"Admiral Ludendorff, so nice to see you. Tell me, Where is your Kaiser?"

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"Ve haff no time vor games. Retreat or I vill haff to destroy you."

"Tell me where Klaus is first."

-COMMUNICATION CUT-

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"Launch fighters und bombers. Cripple ze ship und try to take Byron alive"

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The fighter groups attempt to dodge the missiles.

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However, the missile winds into their paths.

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"Do not underestimate this ship. Though it isn't very fast and it's shield output is minimal, it has many tricks up it's sleeves.

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"Feuer Frei"

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"Target is vanquished Herr Ludendorff."

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A smaller silver ship launches from the wreckage.

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And a blast devastates the S.S Bludsteine

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The laser bolts fired are narrowly dodged by the small ship, which manages to open a hole in the S.S Wald's shields.

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"I am not as barbaric as your King. I will not kill a fleeing man. Run away now."

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A psionic blast causes the air to explode.

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"AIEEEEEEEEEEE"

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"A terminator will cause no more trifle than any common Bavarian man."

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---FIVE MINUTES LATER---

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"Now, will you tell me where the Kaiser is? As an Admiral to another Admiral I can spare you and your crew."

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"I do not haff his exact co-ordinates, but he vas last heard from on Iricles II."

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"Very well, but if I find out you've lied to me I'll have to revoke our agreement and kill you."
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Re: Self Destruction

Post by GeneralOfDeath » Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:15 pm

Oh my gosh, a minifig with a sense of honor!
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Re: Self Destruction

Post by Zupponn » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:04 pm

GeneralOfDeath wrote:Oh my gosh, a minifig with a sense of honor!
I like to think that he's just too lazy to put forth the effort to kill him.
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Re: Self Destruction

Post by Silverdream » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:06 pm

Zupponn wrote:
GeneralOfDeath wrote:Oh my gosh, a minifig with a sense of honor!
I like to think that he's just too lazy to put forth the effort to kill him.
Or he's slowly running out of time before he is killed, and has to prioritize things.
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Re: Self Destruction

Post by GeneralOfDeath » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:07 pm

Yeah, but 20 seconds won't matter that much...
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Re: Self Destruction

Post by Silverdream » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:09 pm

GeneralOfDeath wrote:Yeah, but 20 seconds won't matter that much...
Yes, but I meant was that the Wald is huge. If he killed Ludendorff than he would also have to clean up the rest of the crew.
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Re: Self Destruction

Post by GeneralOfDeath » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:15 pm

"Computer, initiate self-destruct sequence."
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Re: Self Destruction

Post by Predator » Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:35 pm

GeneralOfDeath wrote:Yeah, but 20 seconds won't matter that much...
It would take aproximately 10 seconds to kill a fig. (Both actually and refernce.)
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