After a successful raid on Dagskar fort, The warhead sphincter began to amass his legions. Unfortunately for him, the king and the AN forces have bunkered down in the famous Aegis keep, a castle protected with magical sigils of impenetrability. Fortunately for him, a AN officer defected, in a bid to get an immortal core for himself, has created a mixture of vodka and maniac beer that is caustic to ancient sigils. both forces have assembled all who can fight, and are prepared for a great siege.
I know it sounds preatty stupid, and if pictures would work, I would have told it that way,, but Flickr is an ass, so without further ado...
Battle field and armies:
An overview shot. The Maniac beer war cart is the red and yellow truck on the far right.
view of Aegis keep
A dynamic view, also showing one of the 2 mini catapults, that can fire most small objects for a short range. also, an internet cookie if anyone can tell me what site is on the monitor
!Forces for immortals:
Boss Snaggrot and the lizard queen-Lawmaster
Forces: 2 hobgoblin shock troops(mounted on hyper intelligent crocodiles), 2 Hobgoblin hopolites, 1 blood knight (on crocodile),
, awesomesaurus w/ piggie beast tamer, Gertrude the alien, riding on a dungan mutant (with two lasers) 2 heroes- the lizard queen (amazon queen archetype) and Boss Snaggrot himself (orc chief cliche) primary objective- kill the most defenders of the team
Secondary objectives- Breech the Keep, steal the treasure
The main force-TheBlackdog
Forces: 4 frat boys, 1 jetpacking fireman, 2 medics, AN defector, Bob, 1 maniac, one mechanic, 1 Dark sider 1 re-purposed police skimmer, 1 beer war cart, 2 heroes- Viktii (obsessed fanboy cliche) & Warhead.
Objective: Destroy the wall
Secondary objectives: wipe out all resistance, kill the Staff Officer Frank to send a message.
Maelfor's horde-Falk
Forces: 2 wights, 1 skeleton sniper, 4 skeleton heavy infantry, Siege cart, 2 heroes-Maelfor (evil necromancer cliche) and the undeadly spaceman (space marine cliche)
Objective: kill Vladtronn the typically trustable
Secondary objectives: Kill Sir Henry, Kill The Master
Deadpool-NPC (my normal opponent wanted in, and I had to comply. Just so you know, he's there.)
Anti-Imortals:
The Mercenaries-Cytherian
Forces: 4 red fang mercs, 6 Nukalavee crewmates, Slither man the bounty hunter, 2 heroes- Admiral Dennis (dashing space rouge cliche) And Quartermaster Rodrigo (Drill Sergent nasty cliche)
Objective: Defend the treasure at all costs!
Secondary objectives: Defeat rouge AN guy, kill the most enemies
The king's men
Forces: 4 imperial guardsmen, Lord Vladtron the typically trustable, Cowpoke pete, Prince Vale, Allison And Sir Henry, the noble lovers,Adviser Breen, Admiral Meh, heavy defense turret, 2 heroes- AN Staff officer Frank (bright eyed new commander cliche), and King Whogivesarat'sass (Wise king whoese actually a sychopath cliche)
Objective: defend the keep at all costs!
Secondary objectives: Keep Sir Henry and Alisson alive, Kill the rouge AN officer
The Great 8:
Sphencer the Heavy weapons guy, Minnie Gunn(Sorry, it's getting late), Sir Babyblue the speedy, Medic, 2 Force using ninjas (in reserve), 2 heroes: The spearviking (Viking with spears cliche) and the master(Kung-fu master cliche, in reserve)
Objective: Kil warhead
Secondary objectives: slay Bob, Kill Viktii
Ken the Adventurer-IVhorseman
Objective: Level up fully, complete any quests given
The Tresure
And a final, melodramatic Point of view shot.
Factions:
Boss Snaggrot and the lizard queen- lawmaster
The Immortal main force-Theblackdog
Maelfor's horde- Falk
Mercenaries- Cytherian
The king's men-
The Great 8-
Ken the Adventurer-IVHorseman
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