Punishment

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Punishment

Postby Zupponn » Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:46 am

In a deep space asteroid...

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Zupponn: "The zombie outbreak must be contained! Here we make our stand men!"

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Zupponn: "Fire!"

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ZMC Soldier: "They just keep coming!"
Zupponn: "Stow it soldier! Chainsaws! With me! Charge!"

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Vrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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ZMC Soldier: "AAAAHHHHH!!"
ZMC Soldier: "They got Benny!"
Zupponn: "Keep your cool men! They aren't getting any further!"

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Zupponn: "Fire!"

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Zupponn "Eat my power mace you bastard!"

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Zupponn: "Haha! 2 kills with one swing!"

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Zupponn: "Now fire again and finish them off!"

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Zupponn: "Good job men. Now go and call HQ and tell them to send some more miners. The outbreak has been contained."
ZMC Soldiers: "Yes sir!"

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Zupponn: "It's amazing what kinds of things you can find in these remote asteroids..."

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Zupponn: "Wha?"

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Warhead: "Hello Zupponn."
Zupponn: "Oh, Warhead, it's just you..."

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Warhead: "I was very disappointed in what happened over at that space port. I am not happy with you hiding stuff from me"
Zupponn: "Well Warhead, I..."

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Warhead: "So I have no choice but to punish you for your actions."
Zupponn: "AAAHHHH! IT BURNS!!!"

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ZMC Soldier: "Sir, are you alright? We heard some screaming and came right away!"

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Zupponn: "Well, I may look different, but I'm still me. Did HQ get my message?"
ZMC Soldier: "Yes sir. Miners are on the way."

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Zupponn: "Good. It's time to crack open this rock."
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Re: Punishment

Postby Silverdream » Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:08 pm

You fixed your sigfig to look like your avatar!
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Re: Punishment

Postby Zupponn » Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:39 pm

Silverdream wrote:You fixed your sigfig to look like your avatar!

Yeah, I never was fully happy with how my old one looked, so I just decided to make a new one based off of Natalya's version of me.
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Re: Punishment

Postby Cytheran » Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:37 am

The zombie killing was lackluster but your sig fig is :666:
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Re: Punishment

Postby Natalya » Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:14 pm

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Re: Punishment

Postby Predator » Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:50 pm

Warhead: I'm not happy with you hiding stuff from me.
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Warhead: Fuck your shit lol *Fire*
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