Operation Blau turn 1

[Apollyon]

Here we go:

The Village People & Biker Gang (Silvadream)



The Village People get drunk on Manic Beer(tm)



Then they start to perform "YMCA".



Outside the bar the Biker Gang revs up their engines. "Hey, this is our turf!"

Civilians (Lawmaster)



The civilians gather in the middle of the map and start a conversation about the weather.

[Apollyon]

Briktopian Tank Compandy (Heavyfishcannon)



Avenger and Delta tanks move up to get in range...aim at the Vindicators main guns...receive no bonusses, roll two sixes on use... and do a horrendous amount of component damage!



Main guns are broken accordingly.
The other tanks remain by the bar as reserves.

[Apollyon]

Briktopian Infantry (Theblackdog)



Apollyon moves to the Ozelot and exchanges his gun for a size 1 OT launcher.



Vehicles move towards the Vindicator. Jaguar and Red Tub shoot at the supertank's tracks but they do not enough damage.



Troops are unloaded and open fire on the anti infantry weapons. They manage to take out one flame thrower.



Apollyon flies towards the tank but is still too far away to do anything useful.



Troops outside the bar get in...



...and start drinking Maniac Beer(tm), too.

[Apollyon]

Vindicator SHDT (Darkpaladin)



The Vindicator moves closer and opens fire on the Avenger with the secondary, turret and AA guns. It does
two points of size damage (with 4 remaining on the Avenger).



On trooper is killed by the flamethrower, three more by the machine gun. Raszack also takes damage and only has one point remaining now.



The Vindicator releases its Prowler support tank.



Which proceeds to fire a burst on the Red Tub which takes one point of size damage (6 remain).



Last but not least the Mechanik on board of the Vindicator rushes towards the damaged main guns.

[Apollyon]

Overviews:



To the right of the Vindicator.



To the Vindicators front.



Outside the bar.

Send orders for turn 2 please.

[IVhorseman]

Jeez, those tanks came out of nowhere.

Doesn't the vindicator get response shots? I almost guarantee it's main guns outrange anything else on the field.

[Apollyon]

Jeez, those tanks came out of nowhere.

Doesn't the vindicator get response shots? I almost guarantee it's main guns outrange anything else on the field.

Yeah well i said the defenders could deploy their forces anywhere on the green baseplates. To place them right in front of the Vindicator was not what i expected. A smart move though as it turned out.
The Vindicator could have shot the bar to piecs without even moving once with its mainguns range.

[Apollyon]

Yay, thanks for sending in some proper orders fast. Turn 2 is going to be fun!

[Warhead]

[aoffan23]

Where did you get that wrench piece? Is it a clone brand, or a custom?

[Natalya]

OH MY GOD DAMNED FUCK, IS THAT DORA THE EXPLORIEN?!?!!?

Also, Vindicator player needs to simply fire the main cannon at the bar.

[Apollyon]

Where did you get that wrench piece? Is it a clone brand, or a custom?

Hm, i do not know. It came from my "tools" bin. Can't find it on Bricklink so it's apparently not Lego. I don't have any clone brands. Maybe it came with some bulk Lego i bought?

[Apollyon]

OH MY GOD DAMNED FUCK, IS THAT DORA THE EXPLORIEN?!?!!?

Yes, it is!