My Little Pwnie
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I'd like stats.
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Horny Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10"
Armor: 4
20 CP
Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC
Magic Bolts: (+3 CP) A Horny Pwnie can shoot bolts from its horn with the following profile: UR 3; Dam 1d6; Range 6"
Horny Magic: (+8 CP) A Horny Pwnie possesses Supernatural 2d6. Before the battle begins you must state the Cliché of each Horny Pwnie in your army to define what they can be used for. (Example Clichés: Dramatic Fashionista, Nerdy Bookworm, Lying Showoff...)
Kamikaze Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10" flying
Armor: 4
20 CP
Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC
Kamikaze: (+1 CP) If a Kamikaze Pwnie is killed from crashing into something, it deals 1d10 Explosive damage.
Redneck Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10"
Armor: 4
9 CP
Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC
Horny Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10"
Armor: 4
20 CP
Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC
Magic Bolts: (+3 CP) A Horny Pwnie can shoot bolts from its horn with the following profile: UR 3; Dam 1d6; Range 6"
Horny Magic: (+8 CP) A Horny Pwnie possesses Supernatural 2d6. Before the battle begins you must state the Cliché of each Horny Pwnie in your army to define what they can be used for. (Example Clichés: Dramatic Fashionista, Nerdy Bookworm, Lying Showoff...)
Kamikaze Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10" flying
Armor: 4
20 CP
Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC
Kamikaze: (+1 CP) If a Kamikaze Pwnie is killed from crashing into something, it deals 1d10 Explosive damage.
Redneck Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10"
Armor: 4
9 CP
Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC
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Colette wrote:(I heard the show itself is actually quite decent, but silva ruined it for me).
Nice job, I remember me and Ham came up with an idea for pegasi shock troops, earth penis armoured battalions and unicorn artillery. This is much better.
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Damn, why is that song so catchy?!morganm wrote:The pinnacle of brick engineering... well played sir!
Here is there anthem of glorious war!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATweJ39VkqY
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GeneralOfDeath wrote:Damn, why is that song so catchy?!morganm wrote:The pinnacle of brick engineering... well played sir!
Here is there anthem of glorious war!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATweJ39VkqY
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The Pwnies have received some reinforcements.
First and foremost, Princess Killestia, supreme ruler of Pwniekind. She combines the best traits from all three Pwnie types: The magic of the Horny Pwnies, the wings of the Kamikaze Pwnies, and... uh... yeah. Princess Killestia's mastery of magic is so great that she can move entire stellar bodies with just a thought. Therefore, Pwnies do not need spaceships; the Princess just moves the entire Ekvestrian solar system to wherever they want to wage war.
Here are some special Pwnie troops. On the left is Flutterdie together with a member of her 'Angels of Death' drop bunny units. Flutterdie drops them onto the enemy from the skies, causing death and destruction through impact or nibbling. With their sharp teeth and constant hunger, these bunnies make excellent plantery assault troopers.
Next is Nonavia, a famed Pwnie musician who plays deadly Cello Metal in battle. Her octaves go to 9.
And on the right we see Oliversqueak. Though only a foal, he is as hardened as any Pwnie warrior thanks to his upbringing. He lost his parents at an early age, and through a series of koincidences ended up in one of the feared Britannian orphanage-workhouses, where his life consisted of nothing but brutality and hard labor. Such a childhood made him oblivious to grief and pain. Also, he picked up the most adorable Britannian accent.
The whole Pwnie army as of now.
Updated stats:
First and foremost, Princess Killestia, supreme ruler of Pwniekind. She combines the best traits from all three Pwnie types: The magic of the Horny Pwnies, the wings of the Kamikaze Pwnies, and... uh... yeah. Princess Killestia's mastery of magic is so great that she can move entire stellar bodies with just a thought. Therefore, Pwnies do not need spaceships; the Princess just moves the entire Ekvestrian solar system to wherever they want to wage war.
Here are some special Pwnie troops. On the left is Flutterdie together with a member of her 'Angels of Death' drop bunny units. Flutterdie drops them onto the enemy from the skies, causing death and destruction through impact or nibbling. With their sharp teeth and constant hunger, these bunnies make excellent plantery assault troopers.
Next is Nonavia, a famed Pwnie musician who plays deadly Cello Metal in battle. Her octaves go to 9.
And on the right we see Oliversqueak. Though only a foal, he is as hardened as any Pwnie warrior thanks to his upbringing. He lost his parents at an early age, and through a series of koincidences ended up in one of the feared Britannian orphanage-workhouses, where his life consisted of nothing but brutality and hard labor. Such a childhood made him oblivious to grief and pain. Also, he picked up the most adorable Britannian accent.
The whole Pwnie army as of now.
Updated stats:
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Princess Killestia
Skill: 1d10
Move: 12" flying
Armor: 2d6
Size: 3
67 CP
Heroic Ego: (+3 CP) Cliché: Autocratic Princess
Royal Kick: (+3 CP) Princess Killestia can kick with the following profile: UR 3; Dam 1d6+2; Range CC
Royal Magic Bolts: (+5 CP) Princess Killestia can shoot bolts from her horn with the following profile: UR 3; Dam 1d6+1; Range 10"
Royal Horny Magic: (+21 CP) Princess Killestia has Supernatural 2d6, 1d10, and 1d12. Cliché: Telekinetik Supreme
Horny Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10"
Armor: 4
Size: 2
21 CP
Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC
Magic Bolts: (+3 CP) A Horny Pwnie can shoot bolts from its horn with the following profile: UR 3; Dam 1d6; Range 6"
Horny Magic: (+8 CP) A Horny Pwnie possesses Supernatural 2d6. Before the battle begins you must state the Cliché of each Horny Pwnie in your army to define what they can be used for. (Example Clichés: Dramatic Fashionista, Nerdy Bookworm, Lying Showoff...)
Kamikaze Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10" flying
Armor: 4
Size: 2
20 CP
Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC
Kamikaze: (+2 CP) If a Kamikaze Pwnie is killed from crashing into something, it deals 2d10 Explosive damage.
Redneck Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10"
Armor: 4
Size: 2
10 CP
Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC
Redneck Pwnie Foal
Skill: 1d6
Move: 8"
Armor: 4
Size: 1
7 CP
Foal Kick: (+1 CP) A Pwnie foal can kick with the following profile: UR 3; Dam 1d6-1; Range CC
Bunny
Skill: 1d6
Move: 5"
Armor: 4
Size: 1
6 CP
Bite: (+2 CP) A Bunny can bite with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC
Metal Cello
UR: 3
Damage: 2d8-(distance)
Range: 6"
6 CP
Blast: 1 Firing Arc; no Auto Penalty; Target Size modifiers affect Damage instead of Skill.
Skill: 1d10
Move: 12" flying
Armor: 2d6
Size: 3
67 CP
Heroic Ego: (+3 CP) Cliché: Autocratic Princess
Royal Kick: (+3 CP) Princess Killestia can kick with the following profile: UR 3; Dam 1d6+2; Range CC
Royal Magic Bolts: (+5 CP) Princess Killestia can shoot bolts from her horn with the following profile: UR 3; Dam 1d6+1; Range 10"
Royal Horny Magic: (+21 CP) Princess Killestia has Supernatural 2d6, 1d10, and 1d12. Cliché: Telekinetik Supreme
Horny Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10"
Armor: 4
Size: 2
21 CP
Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC
Magic Bolts: (+3 CP) A Horny Pwnie can shoot bolts from its horn with the following profile: UR 3; Dam 1d6; Range 6"
Horny Magic: (+8 CP) A Horny Pwnie possesses Supernatural 2d6. Before the battle begins you must state the Cliché of each Horny Pwnie in your army to define what they can be used for. (Example Clichés: Dramatic Fashionista, Nerdy Bookworm, Lying Showoff...)
Kamikaze Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10" flying
Armor: 4
Size: 2
20 CP
Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC
Kamikaze: (+2 CP) If a Kamikaze Pwnie is killed from crashing into something, it deals 2d10 Explosive damage.
Redneck Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10"
Armor: 4
Size: 2
10 CP
Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC
Redneck Pwnie Foal
Skill: 1d6
Move: 8"
Armor: 4
Size: 1
7 CP
Foal Kick: (+1 CP) A Pwnie foal can kick with the following profile: UR 3; Dam 1d6-1; Range CC
Bunny
Skill: 1d6
Move: 5"
Armor: 4
Size: 1
6 CP
Bite: (+2 CP) A Bunny can bite with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC
Metal Cello
UR: 3
Damage: 2d8-(distance)
Range: 6"
6 CP
Blast: 1 Firing Arc; no Auto Penalty; Target Size modifiers affect Damage instead of Skill.
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Re: My Little Pwnie
I really don't think that pwnies should play metal. It would disintegrate the very fabric of their being.
Re: My Little Pwnie
Celestia is better than mine
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It was a pain in the ass to get her mane non-shitty. I have only like 2-3 light blue and (after building Flutterdie) pink bricks.
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Zupponn wrote:I really don't think that pwnies should play metal. It would disintegrate the very fabric of their being.
Zupponn, how could you, of all people, not notice you were being trolled into saying something like that?
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Bragallot wrote:Zupponn, how could you, of all people, not notice you were being trolled into saying something like that?
Re: My Little Pwnie
I took the Pwnies for an outing against KittywithLEGO's mummies and her neighbor's knightdudes, in a CP-matched game. They performed well enough. Pwnies do a lot of damage, but when one of them goes down it's a bigger loss than when a minifig dies. I decided to increase Kamikaze Pwnie damage to 2d10 explosions, otherwise crashing them isn't really worth it.
The battle concluded in classic BrikWars style, as Princess Killestia moved the sun closer and everyone burned to death.
The battle concluded in classic BrikWars style, as Princess Killestia moved the sun closer and everyone burned to death.
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Warhead pwnie for 2 seconds and then death. Pretty damn epic.Arkbrik wrote: The battle concluded in classic BrikWars style, as Princess Killestia moved the sun closer and everyone burned to death.
mr.duckie wrote:Get Him!!!!SirCheese wrote:I will be neutral. (Cuz I don't want to make enemies)
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