BrikwaRPG in the Yellow Sector: Turn 0 and beyond.

[Gorono]

Do my best to kill the damn monkey then hide !!!

[Falk]

Pvt. Hans will grab his gun and then shoot any enemies near by. He will also take a CC weapon from the ground.

[Silverdream]

TURN 5



Dr. Glassman: Give me the macbook or I'll shoot you in the heart, shutting down your muscles as blood oozes from your new body cavity. I still haven't finished homestuck.
Zachary: It's a dell.





Brick'd.



Eberhard, stoned off his mind goes to visit the scavs.



In his fearless state he stomps out the fire, lacking both pain and awareness.



Kerrick gets his weapons.



He then comes back to a group of stoned scavs. Knowing his audience, he attempts to become the scav's leader.

Kerrick: You! Bunny suit guy! Give me your headdress of leadership!



razgrizzly: Okay, man. Keep it.



And with that, Kerrick becomes King of the scavs, even though not many are left.



The scavs in the back of the battlefield come to worship their new master.











Master Chef beats Zachary to death, and pees on his corpse.



Lt. Harafkyn does a very orkish walk to meet his comrades.



Lt. Wolffe does a very disciplined walk to meet his comrades.



George hides in the fungi, like the elven coward he is.



Pvt. Hans grabs a club off a dead scav, as well as his rifle with grenade laucher underslung.



Silvadream: hey so I didn't tell you but another silvabot gave byron(total asshole) psionic powers and stuff.
Kaiser Klaus:....



The DSM, the most badass and dangerous warrior on the field thinks about starting a battle with the mercs.







His skull is cracked against the wall.



Byron DeSilva: Klaus, finally! I've been trying to kill you for weeks now!



M

[Zupponn]

Start cooking some chicken, and ask what M wants.

[Kalvinator]

I try to summon more scavs to me, since they should be drawn to their king. I lead my new found subjects to meet with the rest of the group. Along the way, I tell them to pick up the best weapons they can , as there may be trouble. If anyone tries to kill  me and/or the person who hired me, tell my subjects to attack him/her/it. I also try to get my ship that was hanging in orbit to come to my location.

[Gorono]

Hmmm i can't see my enemies clearly so basically just shoot any near enemy, posibly enemies near my allies

[Silverdream]

You guys are the worst mercs ever.

[Falk]

Ask how much I'm getting paid.

[lawmaster]

Kill M in a state of rage.

[Colette]

Remember the serum in my gun that turns an immortal into a wally for like a few decades?

Fire at Byron. (Move up if necessary)

If I am successful, start gloating and boasting about how Trattorian high society will love me again for defeating an immortal using science.

[Scribonius]

*notes what happened to the DSM and winces* P-seye-on-icks is kind of like cheating. Hy dun like cheaters...

*loads HE (or solid shot if no HE is available) and shoots Byron with both barrels*

"Hy gun blow dat smirk right off of hyu face!" *tries to shield da boss from more psyker attacks*

[Bragallot]

Join Scrib and Collette in firing at Byron. And by that I mean combine fire.

[Falk]

Ask how much I'm getting paid.

Oh, and grenade Byron, combine the damage with the others if I can.

[Kalvinator]

Alright, fine, along with my previous orders, I tell my subjects to attack Byron and I hang back and fire at Byron as well (hopefully all of us will be combining damage with the other mercs).

[Gorono]

Lol the worst mercs ? Definetly ! But you know