Of Motley and Murder, Turn 1

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Of Motley and Murder, Turn 1

Postby Scratch » Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:59 pm

LOWTOWER: Germanico

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Peter Lowtower arms up,

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He then trades his hat with a villager for the 'cutest rabbit available'.

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The residents of the keep place a barricade and get to defensive positions.

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And this guy mutters something along the lines of "What if the ears of a rabbit would be right at his asshole", bystanders have no idea what he is talking about/

BATTLE JESTERS: Alex

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The Jesters move up in force, some sprint.

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The claw wielding jester kills the Hollow'd cook.

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Codpiece winds up for the pitch.

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The pig is outa there!

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It somehow bisected a peasant and knocked over 3 people, including the hero.

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And the pig's OK folks!

CIVILIANS: lawmaster

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The civvies try their hardest to eat as much food as possible to deny the raiders it, and somehow don't choke to death. (seriously, 13 rolls and not a single crit fail)

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The Butcher prepares to chop a bunnies head off for the clerk to eat.

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But a darker shaded rabbit falls out of the tree and splatters himself on the apples, ruining the bushel and scaring the crap out of the Butcher. He drops the bunny as a result.

ORKS: Zahru II

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WAAAAAGH

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The Orks charge straight for the cow, the one who gets there fails with damage, the officer and his associate dispose of a pair of unruly mummers in the path.

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One Ork gets a crit sprint and gets all the way to there.

OVERVIEW

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Kills:
Alex: 2
Zahru: 2
lawmaster: 0
Germanico: 0
Aoffan23: 0
Silverdream: 0

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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 1

Postby Arkbrik » Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:40 pm

...Are those GIFs?

I see much potential in this idea.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 1

Postby Scratch » Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:49 pm

Thanks! I made those gifs on a whim when I noticed that I had a couple slightly different good quality shots that I could use.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 1

Postby Scratch » Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:28 am

Just need jesters and peasant's orders and I can get the next turn up today or tomorrow!
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