Peter Lowtower arms up,
He then trades his hat with a villager for the 'cutest rabbit available'.
The residents of the keep place a barricade and get to defensive positions.
And this guy mutters something along the lines of "What if the ears of a rabbit would be right at his asshole", bystanders have no idea what he is talking about/
BATTLE JESTERS: Alex
The Jesters move up in force, some sprint.
The claw wielding jester kills the Hollow'd cook.
Codpiece winds up for the pitch.
The pig is outa there!
It somehow bisected a peasant and knocked over 3 people, including the hero.
And the pig's OK folks!
CIVILIANS: lawmaster
The civvies try their hardest to eat as much food as possible to deny the raiders it, and somehow don't choke to death. (seriously, 13 rolls and not a single crit fail)
The Butcher prepares to chop a bunnies head off for the clerk to eat.
But a darker shaded rabbit falls out of the tree and splatters himself on the apples, ruining the bushel and scaring the crap out of the Butcher. He drops the bunny as a result.
ORKS: Zahru II
WAAAAAGH
The Orks charge straight for the cow, the one who gets there fails with damage, the officer and his associate dispose of a pair of unruly mummers in the path.
One Ork gets a crit sprint and gets all the way to there.
OVERVIEW
Kills:
Alex: 2
Zahru: 2
lawmaster: 0
Germanico: 0
Aoffan23: 0
Silverdream: 0
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