[HH] Battle of Aesthetically Doubtful Island - Swedish style

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[HH] Battle of Aesthetically Doubtful Island - Swedish style

Postby Arkbrik » Mon Oct 29, 2012 4:10 pm

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After a long hard night that he remembers absolutely nothing of, pirate captain Rodrigo Palo wakes up... somewhere.

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"Ugh, me head... Where be I?"

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"Hello there, pirate man! You are on our island. We are a tribe of natives in great need of your help. All our men mysteriously disappeared, and we can't stand the loneliness! Please, let us please you!"

"Arr! I'll do my best, wenches!"

"That's a great relief to hear! Now, come with us to our village. You will be given the most luxurious bed, and you will never have to leave it."

"...Excuse me?"

"You will stay there forever! In unending ecstacy from the skills of your passionate handmaidens!"

"But... the sea... me ship... me crew... No. Ye will have to find someone else."

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"Then we'll just take you by force!"

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Rodrigo shoots down the first girl throwing herself at him.

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The others are not deterred, and push aside their fallen sister as they charge on like Bonn-o-Tron.

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One of them tears Rodrigo's shirt off!

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He kills her, but the rest are still coming...

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Suddenly a boat appears on the ocean waves. It's Francisco Duroculo, Rodrigo's first mate!

"Rodrigo! FInally I've found ye!"

"Francisco! I have never been so glad to see ye before!"

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"Thanks, Francisco. Ye have saved me from a greater horror than ye can imagine..."

~The End~



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Postby Strider » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:31 pm

Nice little fight. Please tell me that was something other than your leg, although I couldn't figure out what else it could be
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Postby Silverdream » Mon Oct 29, 2012 7:42 pm

You have nice legs. When do they open? :warhead:

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Postby IVhorseman » Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:16 pm

Dammit is that your butt?

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Postby Killer Karetsu » Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:53 am

Dammit, dear fellow northerner! You have to get some more hair to your legs, otherwise you'll freeze! :D
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Postby Cakeman » Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:47 pm

I hereby dub this subgenre "Swedish Style".
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Postby Bragallot » Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:16 pm

One more of these and I'm calling Tits or Gtfo.
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Postby Zahru II » Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:21 pm

Inb4 'Battle of the Aesthetically Repulsive Spire'
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Postby Natalya » Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:14 am

I hate battlefields that don't have baseplates.
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Postby Bragallot » Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:38 am

Pes, is that you?
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Postby Natalya » Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:38 am

Pes and I agreed on many things:

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Postby Bragallot » Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:54 pm

GAMEPLAY: 1.5
PHOTOGRAPHY: 2
VIOLENCE: 2
WRITING: 3
OVERALL APPEAL: 2
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:43 pm

Gameplay:2
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Violence:3
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Overall appeal:2
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Postby Keldoclock » Sun Nov 11, 2012 5:29 pm

Zahru II wrote:Inb4 'Battle of the Aesthetically Repulsive Spire'

Please yes make this a real thing, the internet demands it!
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Postby Whiteagle » Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:51 pm

Keldoclock wrote:
Zahru II wrote:Inb4 'Battle of the Aesthetically Repulsive Spire'

Please yes make this a real thing, the internet demands it!

Please... it have to be a battle of the Aesthetically Repulsive FALLEN Spire...
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