TURN 2
LOWTOWER: Germanico
The Ranger and the Knight leap-leave the keep, the Knight grabs the fist-marked potion and engages in combat with an ork, the Ranger falls flat on his face after crit-failing the jump.
The sprinting ork gets his throat cut by the Irregular.
Peter Lowtower attempts a feat to get the Rabbits to join the fight, "Come razgrizzly brethren, protect your lord and market his from the plague of clown and ork, fall upon them as one, our Bunnies will block out the sun!"
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"Do not listen to that pompous butcher of our kind, we will beat these beasts on our own terms!"
He then proceeds to chug ale to gain some much needed strength.
And flips the bunny table, two of them flee but one joins his cause.
"Over is the age of oppression! Now is the age of liberation! Rise up against the yellow menace, and cut them up as they have so mercilessly done to us!"
meanwhile, brownnose the second in command shits on the Butcher's face, incaping him for the turn.
ORKS: Zahru II
The Orks charge forward screaming like maniacs, two of them fail to harm peasants, the Officer chops up the knight, and the other fails an attack on the disrupted ranger.
BATTLE JESTERS: Alex
The Codpiece winds up for another swing.
And smashes the ork officer with a cow, the other ork bails, but the officer was blind-sided and crushed.
The cow died too, by the way.
The Codpiece kills another ork, and the jittery mace jester gets counter'd to death.
And the claw jester kills the Irregular.
CIVILLIANS: lawmaster
Everyone arms up, a dude tries to shove Clawbro, but gets counter'd into the stew, Clawbro loses a claw from a crit fail as well.
The guy with Peter Lowtower's spear charges and obliterates Clawbro with an overskill.
That looks painful.
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Of Motley and Murder, Turn 2
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Of Motley and Murder, Turn 2
The only unflawed system is Lego System.
Zupponn wrote:All you have to do is flatten his head.Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 2
This is totally awesome, love the sheer carnage this is resulting in.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 2
Just need aoffan orders 'till turn 3.
The only unflawed system is Lego System.
Zupponn wrote:All you have to do is flatten his head.Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 2
Oh, crap. Sorry about that, orders in.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 2
inclusion of a gif was pro.
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So Scratch cause your name is the same like a simple programming tool you can do a simple tutorial how to make gif's!
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So many red snakes/intestines.
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