[HH] QoP: Head Separator Part III Turn 8

[Natalya]

Before I post the last part, just take a second to look at how huge this thing is and how small the rest of the battlefield was.

[Natalya]

The AC sees someone on the wall.




Someone who is about to have a very bad day.




The last of the Terrorkhan is about to meet his end.










Bloodsplosion.


And that is the end of the game.   Piltogg achieved his objective, but the ASE is obviously about to kill the rest of the attackers.  I would have done more but I simply didn't have time because I was moving.

I hope you all enjoyed the Head Separator Saga of the Quest for Piltogg.  The Quest of Piltogg is now passed back to Piltogg or whoever holds the last of the Artifakts.

[Colette]

If this doesn't win Halloween Hellhunt then the competition is a fraud.

[Zupponn]

Why do you ask?

Oh, and there is a bit more to come by the way.

I was poking fun at how infrequently something of that magnitude is used.

[Silverdream]

Natalya, it is against the rules for you to enter because you are a woman. Women are just glorified baseplates and clearly don't stand up to specimens like Zupponn.

Nevertheless, I'll rate this battle fairly. Because this is one out of 8 turns of a battle I will divide your score by 8.

GAMEPLAY: 0.625
PHOTOGRAPHY: 0.625
VIOLENCE: 0.625
WRITING: 0.5
OVERALL APPEAL: 0.625

[Natalya]

Natalya, it is against the rules for you to enter because you are a woman. Women are just glorified baseplates and clearly don't stand up to specimens like Zupponn.

Nevertheless, I'll rate this battle fairly. Because this is one out of 8 turns of a battle I will divide your score by 8.

GAMEPLAY: 0.625
PHOTOGRAPHY: 0.625
VIOLENCE: 0.625
WRITING: 0.5
OVERALL APPEAL: 0.625

I demand that Silverdream be removed as judge on account of violating Rule of Engagement number 8 for the 2012 HH Contest by assigning scores outside the boundaries of 1 to 5.

[Paco]

Wouldn't it be easier for you to just ban him?

[Silverdream]

I demand that you withhold your misandry. You were supposed to post the majority of a battle. I'm no mathematician, but 7/8 is a bigger portion than 1/8

[Natalya]

Wouldn't it be easier for you to just ban him?

I considered it, but decided to hold off, for now anyway.  All options are still on the table.

[Natalya]

I demand that you withhold your misandry. You were supposed to post the majority of a battle. I'm no mathematician, but 7/8 is a bigger portion than 1/8

The other 7/8ths, which you have read already anyway, are in fact posted.

Oh and you're just jelly that girls are cooler.

[Silverdream]

Girls are cooler than me. I am booty bothered because I am unsuccessful with girls because although I am pretty I am socially awkward. I am in fact jealous because girls still have their own opinions and thus can reject an unintelligent handsome piece of ass like myself for someone who is funny and ugly and nerdy.

Natalya, here is a proper score:
1,000,000,000,000

Please accept my apology and let me lick the gum and mud from your shiny boots. An insolent worm like me does not deserve to look upon your avatar thy internet Goddess. Shadowscythe and Mike only got anywhere because they are half-girl.

[The Shadowscythe]

Girls are cooler than me. I am booty bothered because I am unsuccessful with girls because although I am pretty I am socially awkward. I am in fact jealous because girls still have their own opinions and thus can reject an unintelligent handsome piece of ass like myself for someone who is funny and ugly and nerdy.

Natalya, here is a proper score:
1,000,000,000,000

Please accept my apology and let me lick the gum and mud from your shiny boots. An insolent worm like me does not deserve to look upon your avatar thy internet Goddess. Shadowscythe and Mike only got anywhere because they are half-girl.

User has been banned for this post.

REASON - SILVA - IN BRIKWARS WE DON'T DO HALF MEASURES, GO ALL GIRL OR GO HOME

[Pwnerade]

The appearance of the Armored Core more than makes up for this getting cut short.   

[Zahru II]

It's kinda lame to HH one turn of a long-dragging battle, but at least the AC is tearing some shit up instead of just standing and looking all 200$ when the Assyrian army is getting posted. GJ

[piltogg]

Huh...  good thing Mike pintrests some of these pictures from time to time, or there is no way I would have found this for like several weeks..

Anyway, this battle was most excellent and would like to thank you very much for participating in the saga. The inclusion of AC was most excellent, though I was hoping hat you'd have the sonks zoom in for orbital bombardment at the same time for extra picture-epicry.  

Good luck with your move!