[HH] Battle of Aesthetically Doubtful Island - Swedish style
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[HH] Battle of Aesthetically Doubtful Island - Swedish style
After a long hard night that he remembers absolutely nothing of, pirate captain Rodrigo Palo wakes up... somewhere.
"Ugh, me head... Where be I?"
"Hello there, pirate man! You are on our island. We are a tribe of natives in great need of your help. All our men mysteriously disappeared, and we can't stand the loneliness! Please, let us please you!"
"Arr! I'll do my best, wenches!"
"That's a great relief to hear! Now, come with us to our village. You will be given the most luxurious bed, and you will never have to leave it."
"...Excuse me?"
"You will stay there forever! In unending ecstacy from the skills of your passionate handmaidens!"
"But... the sea... me ship... me crew... No. Ye will have to find someone else."
"Then we'll just take you by force!"
Rodrigo shoots down the first girl throwing herself at him.
The others are not deterred, and push aside their fallen sister as they charge on.
One of them tears Rodrigo's shirt off!
He kills her, but the rest are still coming...
Suddenly a boat appears on the ocean waves. It's Francisco Duroculo, Rodrigo's first mate!
"Rodrigo! FInally I've found ye!"
"Francisco! I have never been so glad to see ye before!"
"Thanks, Francisco. Ye have saved me from a greater horror than ye can imagine..."
~The End~
Note to the judges: Cut me some slack when judging Photography. I was working under difficult conditions.
Re: [HH] Battle of Aesthetically Doubtful Island - Swedish s
Nice little fight. Please tell me that was something other than your leg, although I couldn't figure out what else it could be
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Re: [HH] Battle of Aesthetically Doubtful Island - Swedish s
You have nice legs. When do they open?
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GAMEPLAY: LOW 2
PHOTOGRAPHY: 3
VIOLENCE: 4
WRITING: 5
OVERALL APPEAL: HIGH 5!
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Dammit is that your butt?
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Re: [HH] Battle of Aesthetically Doubtful Island - Swedish s
Dammit, dear fellow northerner! You have to get some more hair to your legs, otherwise you'll freeze!
NO!THERE ARE NO POLAR BEARS IN FINLAND!!!
Re: [HH] Battle of Aesthetically Doubtful Island - Swedish s
I hereby dub this subgenre "Swedish Style".
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Re: [HH] Battle of Aesthetically Doubtful Island - Swedish s
One more of these and I'm calling Tits or Gtfo.
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Inb4 'Battle of the Aesthetically Repulsive Spire'
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Re: [HH] Battle of Aesthetically Doubtful Island - Swedish s
I hate battlefields that don't have baseplates.
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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Re: [HH] Battle of Aesthetically Doubtful Island - Swedish s
Pes, is that you?
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Re: [HH] Battle of Aesthetically Doubtful Island - Swedish s
Pes and I agreed on many things:
-Baseplates
-Triangles
-Forum Battles
-Baseplates
-Triangles
-Forum Battles
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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GAMEPLAY: 1.5
PHOTOGRAPHY: 2
VIOLENCE: 2
WRITING: 3
OVERALL APPEAL: 2
PHOTOGRAPHY: 2
VIOLENCE: 2
WRITING: 3
OVERALL APPEAL: 2
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Gameplay:2
Photography:3
Violence:3
Writing:4
Overall appeal:2
Photography:3
Violence:3
Writing:4
Overall appeal:2
NO!THERE ARE NO POLAR BEARS IN FINLAND!!!
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Re: [HH] Battle of Aesthetically Doubtful Island - Swedish s
Please yes make this a real thing, the internet demands it!Zahru II wrote:Inb4 'Battle of the Aesthetically Repulsive Spire'
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Re: [HH] Battle of Aesthetically Doubtful Island - Swedish s
Please... it have to be a battle of the Aesthetically Repulsive FALLEN Spire...Keldoclock wrote:Please yes make this a real thing, the internet demands it!Zahru II wrote:Inb4 'Battle of the Aesthetically Repulsive Spire'