Suicide jokes

[silvadream]

Are inapproppriate for here, this is a lego battling forum, not a douchey FUCKING JERKOFF COMPETITION! I have been depressed several times, and it is nothing, too joke about. I know many of you, are SPOILED DICKHEADS WHO EAT GOLDEN TURdS VOMIT FOR BREAKFAST but seriously you are offending, me. To explain what it is like to be depressed to you cis scum I would explain it like this: Being depressed and suicidal is like losing a part of you'r own soul. kthnx

[aoffan23]

Ahahaha, this post is killing me.


Oh wait, that's a murder joke.

[mgb519]

Looks like someone's..about to get banned
...Yeah, I'm probably trying too hard.

[Thesson]

Oh the weather outside is frightful! "Not really..."
But the fire is so delightful "PUT THE KEROSENE DOWN"
And since you have nowhere else to go "HELP! I AM TIED TO A CHAIR WITH A MADMAN!"
Let it burn, Let it Burn, Let it burn. "AAAAAAAAAGH!"

[Zupponn]

When I die, I want to go out like my Grandpa, peacefully asleep, and not like the passengers screaming in his car.

[Natalya]

Cis scum. That's an expression I never thought I'd see here. silva may have more issues than previously believed.

[Keldoclock]

silva may be pretending to have more issues than previously believed.

Fix'd.

[stubby]

Silva may be pretending to have the exact same issues zie has always pretended to have. I see nothing new here.

[Silverdream]

Cis scum. That's an expression I never thought I'd see here. silva may have more issues than previously believed.

Transphobe

[Natalya]

You probably don't even know what that is. I should start handing out bans for people idiots whining for attention.

[Silverdream]

You probably don't even know what that is. I should start handing out bans for people idiots whining for attention.

You're just jealous because lesbians are more monogamous than most sexualities.

[IVhorseman]

Who the hell needs monogamy?

[Natalya]

Locked for stupidity.