[HH] First Snow

Share your tales of battle and mayhem

Moderators: Killer Karetsu, Zupponn, Moronstudios

[HH] First Snow

Postby Killer Karetsu » Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:01 pm

I know, this is FUCKING late but I couldn't post it yesterday. (embarrassing, being a judge and all :oops: )

Image
It is late autumn. Captain 'Crimson' of a local militia of Svyrige has gathered the few men he has. There has been several reports of dark ships moving across the shoreline, and the new news have just arrived to the Captain; the village of Yppsåla has bee raided..
The militia have made camp at a ruined outpost near Yppsåla, only 13 miles remain. It is cold, and it seems like all life has gone away from the world...

Image
Captain Crimson: "I do not believe these news of raiders...Svyrige has not been invaded for...for so long as I remember.."
Scar: "We must still check it...and you have seen the smoke rising from Yppsåla. But who could have attacked us? The ice monsters of old have been gone for thousands of years, we have made peace with the southern lands, and Nyrway has been conquered as well as Dynmark."
Captain Crimson: "I'm sure this is nothing radical. We will get home soon, and we won't have to sit here in this blasted cold.."

Image
Jåck: "Come on guys! This idea is stupid, you'll just freeze your balls off!"
Bryan: "You are just a fucking pussy! Get your shirt off and we'll see who is the man!"
Myke: "Yeah, we'll see who lasts the longest!"

Image
Jåck: "Sigh, do what you want. Me, I'm going to the warmth of the fire."
Bryan:"Bye!"

Image
Bryan:"I still gotta admit, it IS fucking cold in here..."
Myke:"Are you gonna quit alr---AAAAYAGHHH!!"

Image
Bryan: "Myke? My-AAAHH!"

Image
ROAR
"Feeling cold?

Image
FFOOSHH! AAIEEEEE!
Jåck: "What the - holy fuck!! Alarm! ALARM!!"

Image
The soldiers are fast...

Image
...but not fast enough. *THONK*

Image
*THUNK*

Image
Dark characters appear out of nowhere...

Image
Quickly, they start to do their job.

Image
The soldier is frozen, and cannot react as the axe falls..

Image
The powerful blow goes right through and gets another victim!

Image
Yet another warrior appears.

Image
View of the general disorder after the first assault.

Image
A soldier raises his maul, and...

Image
...breaks the chain wrapping the horses. Apparently he is fond of horses.

Image
While the woodcutter's axe barely makes a scratch on the dark warriors helmet, a throwing axe hits home and a warrior has one hand less.

Image
"I'll getsh you you shon of a bhitch!"

Image
*dodge*
"Huh?"

Image
UGGHH!

Image
Even with one hand the warrior manages to parry.

Image
"Fuck! Gotta get my armor on!"

Image
Jåck sprints to the camp and grabs a sword to defend himself.

Image
An ineffective shot is fired to the wyrm.

Image
A dark warrior shoves the woodcutter to the fire, but gets a axe in the guts for his trouble.

Image
The one-handed warrior stucks a spear to his foe.

Image
Ho: "I-I can p-please you..."

Image
No.

Image
After releasing his spear, a dark warrior looks for his next foe..

Image
But Jåck manages to get the spear stuck between sword and stick!

Image
He disarms the warrior.

Image
While the wyrm crashes to the wall, the dark lord jumps on top of it, colliding with the archer on top!

Image
He crashes on Jåck, but both are unhurt.

Image
The dark lord also falls to the ground, disrupted.

Image
The wyrm only managed to get a lion-shaped boulder on it's head. Fortunately the wyrm's head was tougher.

Image
Allright, I'm ready! Now Pull yourselves together men and form a group!

Image
Scar bashes the unarmed warrior against the rocky wall.

Image
Unarmed and stunned, he is easily dispatched.

Image
Woodcutter, the man who didn't catch fire in a fireplace.

Image
A hasty defensive group is formed.

Image
The Guy Who is Fond of Horses gets atop one, and crushes a warrior.

Image
Unable to make a way through the wall, the wyrm opens its mouth...

Image
...and burninates the archer!

Image
Obviously, he catches fire.

Image
The dark lord slices the throat of a horse, which falls over..

Image
It falls on its rider, trapping him.

Image
A warrior grabs the chain connecting to the upper platform.

Image
He pulls it...
Image
NO!THERE ARE NO POLAR BEARS IN FINLAND!!!
User avatar
Killer Karetsu
Mega Blok
 
Posts: 1370
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:31 am
Location: Finland...boxing with polar bears :)

Re: [HH] First Snow

Postby Killer Karetsu » Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:03 pm

Image
The platform collapses! Most were sensible enough to bail out of the way, but the archer on fire didn't...o shit!

Image
Like being on fire wasn't enough.

Image
Jåck goes to help the trapped soldier.

Image
He can't lift the corpse, so there is only one option left..
"Sorry, but I have to do this!"
AAGH!

Image
He then bandages the leg.

Image
The woodcutter gets up and goes for a bigger ax!

Image
YEEAAGHH!

Image
But the warrior is ready.

Image
He gets the axe stuck on the chain, and swing the hapless woodcutter straight for the wyrm!

Image
Viking: "Don't worry buddy! I'm coming!"
Woodcutter:"Aagh! It got me arm!!"

Image
The viking jumps on top of the wyrm...which doesn't really help the woodcutter.

Image
Scar sneaks from behind!
"Surprise mothafucka!"

Image
Pose.

Image
Captain Crimson struggles forwards with his heavy armour and peg leg. (and 2-h weapon)

Image
Invalid: "Thanks for the help, Jå-"
THUD THUD
Invalid:":O"

Image
Another dark warrior has arrived, with a foreign crossbow.

Image
The wyrm shakes off the viking...

Image
...who, like e noob, break his back from the impact with the dragons tail.

Image
The woodcutter is about to meet his maker..

Image
fatality

Image
Meanwhile the dark lord goes for an easy kill..
"Please...no..."

Image
URK

Image
Captain Crimson: "Seven hells Scar! We're the only ones left!"
Scar:"You get the horse, I'll diverse them!"

Image
FUCK NO!

Image
YARR!!
ROARR!!

Image
While Crimson's plan doesn't go as planned, he does manage to make quite a collision..

Image
Both hit the ground, disrupted.

Image
Meanwhile Scar gets atop a horse.
Scar:"If he's not going, I am!"

Image
He blocks the bolts fired at him.

Image
Just when Scar thinks he might gonna make it, the dark lord mutters something..

Image
The flames of the torch burst into a wildfire!

Image
This scares the horse, which falls in the water and sinks...things aren't looking good for Scar...

Image
He manages to get ashore, but in front of the crossbow-warrior.

Image
Meanwhile the pissed off wyrm yearns for a mouthfull of revenge!

[img]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7115/8153776460_2e55e7e713_z.jpg/img]
Instead he gets a peg-leg.

Image
Which gets stuck.

Image
Scar tries to grabble the crossbow from the warrior's hands, but he merely steps aside..

Image
...and shoves Scar to the river, who still gets a hold of a chain!

Image
It has some consequenses.

Image
Meanwhile Captain Crimson, one hop at a time, goes for his flail.

Image
Scar gets a bolt to the guts.

Image
He floats away, carried by the dark water..

Image
Almost there!

Image
Cpt:"Urk...who...who are you..cough.."
Raider of Fynnland: "We are the ones you forgot. The ones who your people left to die, to be crushed by the Red Bear..but we did not die.."

Image
Raider of Fynnland:"But you will."
Ctp:"Ughh- ..."

Image

Image
The raiders of Fynnland quickly disperse, their work done.

Image
And slowly, the scene of battle begins to cover with snow..

Image

Image

Image

Image

The first snow of a long winter have fallen.
Image
NO!THERE ARE NO POLAR BEARS IN FINLAND!!!
User avatar
Killer Karetsu
Mega Blok
 
Posts: 1370
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:31 am
Location: Finland...boxing with polar bears :)

Re: [HH] First Snow

Postby Zupponn » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:33 pm

Gameplay:4
Photography:3
Violence:4
Writing:3
Overall appeal:4
Image
User avatar
Zupponn
Lovable and funny
Lovable and funny
 
Posts: 5942
Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:15 pm
Location: Wisconsin, land of the cheese

Re: [HH] First Snow

Postby Silverdream » Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:36 pm

Gameplay: 4
Photography: 3
Violence: 4
Writing: 5
Overall Appeal: HIGH 4
Image

Spoiler: show
mgb519 wrote:Seriously, you are now the first ever forum superhero.


Colette wrote:I hereby acknowledge Silverdream as the one and only forum troll as agreed in the bet.


Quantumsurfer wrote:No, I have 2 silver.
User avatar
Silverdream
kaka pants
 
Posts: 7917
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:33 pm
Location: Feeding my fuckin' habit.


Return to Reports From the Field

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest