Of Motley and Murder, Turn 2

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Of Motley and Murder, Turn 2

Postby Scratch » Thu Nov 01, 2012 11:33 am

TURN 2

LOWTOWER: Germanico

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The Ranger and the Knight leap-leave the keep, the Knight grabs the fist-marked potion and engages in combat with an ork, the Ranger falls flat on his face after crit-failing the jump.

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The sprinting ork gets his throat cut by the Irregular.

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Peter Lowtower attempts a feat to get the Rabbits to join the fight, "Come razgrizzly brethren, protect your lord and market his from the plague of clown and ork, fall upon them as one, our Bunnies will block out the sun!"

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Secret Faction 1 reveled! RABBIT REBELS: aoffan23

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"Do not listen to that pompous butcher of our kind, we will beat these beasts on our own terms!"

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He then proceeds to chug ale to gain some much needed strength.

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And flips the bunny table, two of them flee but one joins his cause.
"Over is the age of oppression! Now is the age of liberation! Rise up against the yellow menace, and cut them up as they have so mercilessly done to us!"

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meanwhile, brownnose the second in command shits on the Butcher's face, incaping him for the turn.

ORKS: Zahru II

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The Orks charge forward screaming like maniacs, two of them fail to harm peasants, the Officer chops up the knight, and the other fails an attack on the disrupted ranger.

BATTLE JESTERS: Alex

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The Codpiece winds up for another swing.

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And smashes the ork officer with a cow, the other ork bails, but the officer was blind-sided and crushed.

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The cow died too, by the way.

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The Codpiece kills another ork, and the jittery mace jester gets counter'd to death.

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And the claw jester kills the Irregular.

CIVILLIANS: lawmaster

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Everyone arms up, a dude tries to shove Clawbro, but gets counter'd into the stew, Clawbro loses a claw from a crit fail as well.

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The guy with Peter Lowtower's spear charges and obliterates Clawbro with an overskill.

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That looks painful.

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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 2

Postby Lord Mercat » Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:50 pm

This is totally awesome, love the sheer carnage this is resulting in.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 2

Postby Scratch » Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:42 pm

Just need aoffan orders 'till turn 3.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 2

Postby aoffan23 » Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:39 pm

Oh, crap. Sorry about that, orders in.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 2

Postby piltogg » Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:22 am

inclusion of a gif was pro.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 2

Postby Germanico » Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:47 am

So Scratch cause your name is the same like a simple programming tool you can do a simple tutorial how to make gif's!
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 2

Postby Silverdream » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:59 am

So many red snakes/intestines.
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