Gotta stay healthy, and Felix won't eat them.
Yellow Reenactors - Crazyhorse
Ignoring the rampaging beasts and the smoke billowing from the engine, the panzer continued to fight on like Bonn-o-Tron. The hull MG fired on the speeder, while the main gun was fired on the turret. The carrier also fired on the turret for combined fire.
The heavily damaged speeder was destroyed. The pilot grabbed his weapon and bailed.
The turret was very nearly destroyed, and the wall took light damage. The turret's gunner and another trooper had to take cover. The trooper with the chainsaw in the road had no cover, and was thus fragged. Peach Solo, however, is a hero, and is therefore immune to explosions coming from behind.
The German reenactors retaliated against the sudden attack on their tank. The assault rifle was ineffective, and dynamite was thrown.
KA-BOOM! The Yeti dropped his oversized weapon on his attacker, disrupting him.
The Mothafuckin' Yeti rolled a 1 for armor, and was killed. Stompy was only injured, and also enraged.
Sgt. Harmon moved forward, and failed another feat.
An army marches on its stomach, and its favorite food is fudge.