The Octavia cosplayer gets a shitty roll and the neckbeard is saved.
Mercs come out to play.
And a Trattorian Scientist with his two
volunteers arrives to kill poniys.
The waiter can't kill a pwny with a frying pan.
The neckbeard can't touch a disrupted pwny.
Thesson gets an exceedingly shitty roll.
Siek and Hyde try to fight Pinkie's tail, but one of them becomes tangled.
Pinkie Pie falls to the Scientist's tranquilizer gun, freeing Siek and killing the Angel Bunny cosplayer.
None of the mercs can do enough damage or hit the pwny.
Especially the droid.
Fluttershutter kamikazes into her own teammates for some reason, which also kills the neckbeard.
The waiter is killed.
The Fluttershy gala dress cosplayer kills the scientist with a weaponized dildo.
Thesson and a pwny are locked in mortal combat.
So is the Prussian.
Twilight Uniblasts Siek.
Silvadream to the rescue.
Unfortunately, the tax collecters arrive.
They kill an entire row of pwnies and mercs.
The Droid self destructs, killing several pwnies and disrupting Silva.
Hyde is parried with a bunch of flowers.
"Die you authoritarian scumbags!"
Runs' clip detaches before he can fire a single round.
So he hides in the blue shack.
The Bro-pony forces move up.
Pinkie grabs Angel Bunny's dildo.
And flings it at the Silvarian Commander, causing him to nosebleed to death.
Hyde takes the dildo like a man.
Silvadream's anal disruptor shows it's deadly force.
Causing a soldier to flee.
The Silvarians choose to kill the fleeing soldier so that they aren't though of as cowards.
(Grenade launcher underslung)
A pwniy is killed in the first shot.
And Silvadream's head is blown off.
The merc steals the dead Prussian's saber.
Stabbing a Silvarian in the back.
The struggle continues.
But Hyde is overpowered by a teenage bronis, wielding a dildo.
Pinkie picks up the dead body of her best friend, Twilight Sparkle.
Killing a Silvarian.
The merc and the soldier start dueling.
And a Silvarian's gun misfires.
Pinkie lifts up Silva's house.
Fortunately she isn't strong enough to hold it up.
The Fluttershy Cosplayer moves to watch Season 3. OBJECTIVE COMPLETE
And Runs kills the last Silvarian, tax dodging once again. OBJECTIVE COMPLETE