Thesson and the Pwny Adventure!

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Thesson and the Pwny Adventure!

Postby Silverdream » Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:51 pm

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Thesson is having lunch with General Blut in a quiet Silvarian Colony. All is peaceful before the Silvarian Army comes to collect taxes.

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Today is also the premier of season 3 of My Little Poniy: Friendship is Magic: Magic is Violence: Violence is Order: Order is Friendship, and one of the locals has arranged a meetup.

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Thesson and Blut grab their weapons.

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Thesson's shot just grazes the Poniy's mane.

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General Blut only kills the r63 Kerrick with his submachine gun.

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A neckbeard closes his laptop, and starts to cosplay as a Steampunk Crusader.

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The waiter goes into the bar to rally the local mercenaries.

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Blut is attacked by two poniys at once.

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His armour does nothing to save him from the bucks.

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Another Poniy tries to attack the steampunk crusader.

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She is parried.

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His counterattack is ineffective however.

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Twilight Sparkle goes into the meeting place to rally Silvadream.
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Re: Thesson and the Pwny Adventure!

Postby Silverdream » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:47 pm

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The Octavia cosplayer gets a shitty roll and the neckbeard is saved.

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Mercs come out to play.

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And a Trattorian Scientist with his two captives volunteers arrives to kill poniys.

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The waiter can't kill a pwny with a frying pan.

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The neckbeard can't touch a disrupted pwny.

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Thesson gets an exceedingly shitty roll.

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Siek and Hyde try to fight Pinkie's tail, but one of them becomes tangled.

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Pinkie Pie falls to the Scientist's tranquilizer gun, freeing Siek and killing the Angel Bunny cosplayer.

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None of the mercs can do enough damage or hit the pwny.

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Especially the droid.

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Fluttershutter kamikazes into her own teammates for some reason, which also kills the neckbeard.

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The waiter is killed.

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The Fluttershy gala dress cosplayer kills the scientist with a weaponized dildo.

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Thesson and a pwny are locked in mortal combat.

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So is the Prussian.

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Twilight Uniblasts Siek.

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Silvadream to the rescue.

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Unfortunately, the tax collecters arrive.

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They kill an entire row of pwnies and mercs.

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The Droid self destructs, killing several pwnies and disrupting Silva.

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Hyde is parried with a bunch of flowers.

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"Die you authoritarian scumbags!"

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Runs' clip detaches before he can fire a single round.

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So he hides in the blue shack.

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The Bro-pony forces move up.

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Pinkie grabs Angel Bunny's dildo.

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And flings it at the Silvarian Commander, causing him to nosebleed to death.

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Hyde takes the dildo like a man.

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Silvadream's anal disruptor shows it's deadly force.

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Causing a soldier to flee.

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The Silvarians choose to kill the fleeing soldier so that they aren't though of as cowards.

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(Grenade launcher underslung)

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A pwniy is killed in the first shot.

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And Silvadream's head is blown off.

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The merc steals the dead Prussian's saber.

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Stabbing a Silvarian in the back.

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The struggle continues.

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But Hyde is overpowered by a teenage bronis, wielding a dildo.

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Pinkie picks up the dead body of her best friend, Twilight Sparkle.

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Killing a Silvarian.

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The merc and the soldier start dueling.

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And a Silvarian's gun misfires.

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Pinkie lifts up Silva's house.

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Fortunately she isn't strong enough to hold it up.

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The Fluttershy Cosplayer moves to watch Season 3. OBJECTIVE COMPLETE

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And Runs kills the last Silvarian, tax dodging once again. OBJECTIVE COMPLETE
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