The depraved and motherfuckingest Warhead Cultists. These retches revel in their thoughtless devotion to W.H. and it amuses him to have living mortals fight for him, besides they can prove useful when he needs a few handy souls to power some spell or other. All characters appearing in this work are probably fictitious. Any resemblance to semi-real Internet persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental or the machinations of an over active imagination on your part... and you can't prove otherwise so there.
I hate the Lego flails inability to obey gravity so I tried to make them more, flaily. Otherwise it'd look like an S+M Balloon for a sinister sexual birthday party... not what I was going for here but a good idea for another time.