Considering that I cobbled this together from the random stuff I had lying around, and the fact that this was done over the course of 17 months, this went pretty well. Many thanks to the numerous people who participated.
The Mothafuckin' Yeti
The Green Berets
Kills: Polar bear
Kills: 26 enemies, 17 civilians, 2 vehicles, 1 yeti
Losses: 1 vehicle, 3 troops
Pwn Protectorate Infantry
Kills: 3 enemies, 1 civilian
Pwn Protectorate Commandos
Kills: Stompy, 1 enemy
Kills: 10 civilians
Kills: 9 Civilians, 1 vehicle, 1 enemy
Kills: 2 Clones, 3 civilians.
Kills: 1 combatant, 2 civilian
Losses: A fucking lot.
I doubt I got all of these numbers right, but they're
All of the Peach and Green mutants on the planet of Meridian were exterminated. Civilian casualties were very high, but it was a small price to pay.
An army marches on its stomach, and its favorite food is fudge.