My parents need their tables back for Thanksgiving, so I had to do this tonight. I didn't get orders from everyone, and the ones I got I didn't follow precisely. Getting this finished and maximum death took precedence.
Yellow Reenactors
To kick things off, the Wespe fired a shell at the massed Peach Reenactors. A lucky roll resulted in a direct hit.
Targets obliterated.
Sgt. Harmon tried to kick over the turret, so it would fall on the peaches. He failed, once again.
He had much more success shooting the green medic. The carrier drove up and blasted a peach rebel.
The Tommies disembarked. One missed his shot, and the other threw his dynamite. It landed right next to Peach Solo.
He was blown to pieces. Sgt. Harmon got hit by rubble, but survived.
The tank destroyer moved into position, backing into a Dimmie in the process. Although their targets were far away, the dice gods were in their favor. Not one to take things lying down, Sgt. Krieg fired on the remaining Peach Reenactor with his sidearm.
The peach rebel standing in the road was gunned down. The green janitor, Super-Tight-Suit-Girl, and the bimbos were killed by a shell.
Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 6 FINAL TURN OF DEATH
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Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 6 FINAL TURN OF DEATH
An army marches on its stomach, and its favorite food is fudge.
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Pwn Protectorate Commandos
Kaptain Kickass killed the peach pilot.
FACTION ELIMINATED - PEACH MILITIA
Pwn Protectorate Infantry
The lead soldier primed a grenade in order to kill the final green. It was a long throw, but not impossible.
Critical success!
FACTION ELIMINATED - GREEN REENACTORS
Peach Reenactors
The final peach fired at Sgt. Krieg.
He was killed.
Civilians
The Playmobil animals were hungry for both pizza and man flesh, so they ate the hiker. Non-construction toys are not to be trusted.
The firefighter went to work. He was the only civilian to survive.
Kaptain Kickass killed the peach pilot.
FACTION ELIMINATED - PEACH MILITIA
Pwn Protectorate Infantry
The lead soldier primed a grenade in order to kill the final green. It was a long throw, but not impossible.
Critical success!
FACTION ELIMINATED - GREEN REENACTORS
Peach Reenactors
The final peach fired at Sgt. Krieg.
He was killed.
Civilians
The Playmobil animals were hungry for both pizza and man flesh, so they ate the hiker. Non-construction toys are not to be trusted.
The firefighter went to work. He was the only civilian to survive.
An army marches on its stomach, and its favorite food is fudge.
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Overviews
Considering that I cobbled this together from the random stuff I had lying around, and the fact that this was done over the course of 17 months, this went pretty well. Many thanks to the numerous people who participated.
The Mothafuckin' Yeti
Kills: 2
Losses: 2
The Green Berets
Kills: Polar bear
Losses: 3
Yellow Reenactors
Kills: 26 enemies, 17 civilians, 2 vehicles, 1 yeti
Losses: 1 vehicle, 3 troops
Pwn Protectorate Infantry
Kills: 3 enemies, 1 civilian
Pwn Protectorate Commandos
Kills: Stompy, 1 enemy
Peach Militia
Kills: 10 civilians
Losses: 9
Peach Reenactors
Kills: 9 Civilians, 1 vehicle, 1 enemy
Losses: 5
Greens
Kills: 2 Clones, 3 civilians.
Losses: 12
Civilians
Kills: 1 combatant, 2 civilian
Losses: A fucking lot.
I doubt I got all of these numbers right, but they're .
All of the Peach and Green mutants on the planet of Meridian were exterminated. Civilian casualties were very high, but it was a small price to pay.
Considering that I cobbled this together from the random stuff I had lying around, and the fact that this was done over the course of 17 months, this went pretty well. Many thanks to the numerous people who participated.
The Mothafuckin' Yeti
Kills: 2
Losses: 2
The Green Berets
Kills: Polar bear
Losses: 3
Yellow Reenactors
Kills: 26 enemies, 17 civilians, 2 vehicles, 1 yeti
Losses: 1 vehicle, 3 troops
Pwn Protectorate Infantry
Kills: 3 enemies, 1 civilian
Pwn Protectorate Commandos
Kills: Stompy, 1 enemy
Peach Militia
Kills: 10 civilians
Losses: 9
Peach Reenactors
Kills: 9 Civilians, 1 vehicle, 1 enemy
Losses: 5
Greens
Kills: 2 Clones, 3 civilians.
Losses: 12
Civilians
Kills: 1 combatant, 2 civilian
Losses: A fucking lot.
I doubt I got all of these numbers right, but they're .
All of the Peach and Green mutants on the planet of Meridian were exterminated. Civilian casualties were very high, but it was a small price to pay.
An army marches on its stomach, and its favorite food is fudge.
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Killed all the green mutants!
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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!!lawmaster wrote:Killed all the green mutants!
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Yeah! I got to participate!