Of Motley and Murder, Turn 4

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Of Motley and Murder, Turn 4

Post by Scratch » Fri Nov 23, 2012 4:15 pm

Sorry for the lateness, I have recently caught a bad case of the stomach flu.

SMEERPS: Silverdream

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The Combined Smeerp army greedily devour the cow.

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They quickly eat the cow, and although the heroic feat tied 3 times, they gained no boost from the cow remains.
They then sit on their rabbit asses for the rest of the turn.

CIVILIANS: lawmaster

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The peasants go on a bunny eating spree, tearing some in half.

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When the bound peasant attempts to eat Che Guev-hare-a, he gets his head blown off by sheer revolutionary rage.

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For causing the second most awesome event this turn, Che's tail turns blood red, not from the spilled blood, but from Communism.

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Somehow, these two dumbasses manage to choke to death.

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The Butcher somehow fails to kill Brownnose with both a feat and an action.

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This guy fails to both kill the ork, or banhammer himself.

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This ork gets killed however.

LOWTOWER: Germanico

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Peter sings the song "Wolves like Bloody Rabbits" which I couldn't find anywhere. His mumbling gives the rabbits a -1 to all rolls, somehow.

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He then nearly kills the Black Codpiece, but doesn't do enough damage.

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These dudes move up uselessly.

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The Ranger of Thorolund kills the other ork.

BATTLE JESTERS: Alex

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The Black Codpiece crawls to a standing position and grabs himself a sword.

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After failing a circle swing feat, he half runs, half stumbles to the keep, tripping himself up in the process.

ORKS: Zahru II

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The Great Bull hands off his Spearaxe to the Chieftain.

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He winds up for a charge.

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He easily spears the Ranger on his horn.

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With a couple crits, he tears the peasant in half, getting himself some sort of head-kilt in the process.

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Even while blocking the club, the amount of crits blows through another peasant.

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He then smashes Peter Lowtower, who loses a leg (halved movement) and one HP.

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Peter then grabs the Great Bull by the head-kilt and holds on for dear life.

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The most badass moment of this turn comes to an end when even Crits-McBull can't fell the Lowtower Standard.

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The Chief then fails with both of his weapons.

RABBIT LIBERATION FORCE: aoffan23

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Brownnose bites the hand off the Butcher with a crit on a D8 (-1HP)

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Then retreats to the top of the tree. (Leaves are gone because they were being a huge pain in the ass)

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Another crate is flipped.

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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 4

Post by Silverdream » Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:02 am

You guys really hate rabbits, eh?
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 4

Post by Zahru II » Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:02 am

That was kinda rad.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 4

Post by lawmaster » Sat Nov 24, 2012 11:18 am

I hate rabbits, and I hate orks, and I hate clowns.....
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*

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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 4

Post by Scratch » Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:20 pm

I just need Zahru orders before next turn, if I get them by tomorrow, I can have it up by thursday.
The only unflawed system is Lego System.
Zupponn wrote:
Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
All you have to do is flatten his head.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.

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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 4

Post by Scratch » Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:56 pm

I almost started the turn before I realized I didn't have Germanico's orders, that would have been embarrassing. :oops:
The only unflawed system is Lego System.
Zupponn wrote:
Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
All you have to do is flatten his head.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.

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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 4

Post by Scratch » Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:39 pm

After nearly 2 weeks of dead air, I have declared Germanico MIA. Next person to post orders in thread gets House Lowtower 'till Germanico is fit for duty.
The only unflawed system is Lego System.
Zupponn wrote:
Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
All you have to do is flatten his head.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.

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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 4

Post by aoffan23 » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:57 pm

When I saw that you had posted here, my brain instantly thought "did I forget to send in orders again?!"
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 4

Post by Scratch » Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:27 pm

Note: this is not dead, I have shot turn 5, but somehow have managed to lose the adapter to get the stuff to my computer. I will have the turn up eventually, but it may take some more time.
The only unflawed system is Lego System.
Zupponn wrote:
Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
All you have to do is flatten his head.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.

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