Sorry for the lateness, I have recently caught a bad case of the stomach flu.
SMEERPS: Silverdream
The Combined Smeerp army greedily devour the cow.
They quickly eat the cow, and although the heroic feat tied 3 times, they gained no boost from the cow remains.
They then sit on their rabbit asses for the rest of the turn.
CIVILIANS: lawmaster
The peasants go on a bunny eating spree, tearing some in half.
When the bound peasant attempts to eat Che Guev-hare-a, he gets his head blown off by sheer revolutionary rage.
For causing the second most awesome event this turn, Che's tail turns blood red, not from the spilled blood, but from Communism.
Somehow, these two dumbasses manage to choke to death.
The Butcher somehow fails to kill Brownnose with both a feat and an action.
This guy fails to both kill the ork, or banhammer himself.
This ork gets killed however.
LOWTOWER: Germanico
Peter sings the song "Wolves like Bloody Rabbits" which I couldn't find anywhere. His mumbling gives the rabbits a -1 to all rolls, somehow.
He then nearly kills the Black Codpiece, but doesn't do enough damage.
These dudes move up uselessly.
The Ranger of Thorolund kills the other ork.
BATTLE JESTERS: Alex
The Black Codpiece crawls to a standing position and grabs himself a sword.
After failing a circle swing feat, he half runs, half stumbles to the keep, tripping himself up in the process.
ORKS: Zahru II
The Great Bull hands off his Spearaxe to the Chieftain.
He winds up for a charge.
He easily spears the Ranger on his horn.
With a couple crits, he tears the peasant in half, getting himself some sort of head-kilt in the process.
Even while blocking the club, the amount of crits blows through another peasant.
He then smashes Peter Lowtower, who loses a leg (halved movement) and one HP.
Peter then grabs the Great Bull by the head-kilt and holds on for dear life.
The most badass moment of this turn comes to an end when even Crits-McBull can't fell the Lowtower Standard.
The Chief then fails with both of his weapons.
RABBIT LIBERATION FORCE: aoffan23
Brownnose bites the hand off the Butcher with a crit on a D8 (-1HP)
Then retreats to the top of the tree. (Leaves are gone because they were being a huge pain in the ass)
Another crate is flipped.
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Of Motley and Murder, Turn 4
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Of Motley and Murder, Turn 4
The only unflawed system is Lego System.
Zupponn wrote:All you have to do is flatten his head.Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 4
You guys really hate rabbits, eh?
This sig is too fucking large: show anyway
Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 4
I hate rabbits, and I hate orks, and I hate clowns.....
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 4
I just need Zahru orders before next turn, if I get them by tomorrow, I can have it up by thursday.
The only unflawed system is Lego System.
Zupponn wrote:All you have to do is flatten his head.Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.
Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 4
I almost started the turn before I realized I didn't have Germanico's orders, that would have been embarrassing.
The only unflawed system is Lego System.
Zupponn wrote:All you have to do is flatten his head.Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.
Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 4
After nearly 2 weeks of dead air, I have declared Germanico MIA. Next person to post orders in thread gets House Lowtower 'till Germanico is fit for duty.
The only unflawed system is Lego System.
Zupponn wrote:All you have to do is flatten his head.Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 4
When I saw that you had posted here, my brain instantly thought "did I forget to send in orders again?!"
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Re: Of Motley and Murder, Turn 4
Note: this is not dead, I have shot turn 5, but somehow have managed to lose the adapter to get the stuff to my computer. I will have the turn up eventually, but it may take some more time.
The only unflawed system is Lego System.
Zupponn wrote:All you have to do is flatten his head.Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.