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This thread.

Postby piltogg » Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:07 am

I want to know what all of your responses are.

Here's mine:
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Re: This thread.

Postby Silverdream » Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:52 am

Do they have to be slaves? Can't they just be sex friends who also cook and clean for you and love you but respect your social anxiety? Anyways mine would be:

Alex Kingston
An Indian woman who is also hot
Aubrey Plaza or Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

I would probably just play all the games I want to play but no one else does in my gaming group. That and foursomes.
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Re: This thread.

Postby Zupponn » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:36 pm

Summer Glau:
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Jessica Nigri:
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Re: This thread.

Postby piltogg » Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:22 pm

Dammit!

Only three...

Nigri would also be up there, but she didn't come to mind fast enough to be on the top three.
Felicia day and Emma Watson would both also be good options.

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AAAAND I now feel weird about the prevalence of brunette, white girls in my list. Is it that I just don't know of any celebrities that I would enjoy keeping as slaves forever who aren't that way? OR is it some form of implicit preference?

And BOO silva. :pics: :pics:
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Re: This thread.

Postby aoffan23 » Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:30 pm

piltogg wrote:And BOO silva. :pics: :pics:


:diy: Seriously, why does this thread exist? If you want to fantasize about people you will never meet, go for. You don't need to share who you're imagining when you're whacking off. We get it. You want to prove to the important people on the forum that you're straight. Congratulations, you've told them you want to have sex with women. You ridiculously heterosexual man, you.
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Re: This thread.

Postby piltogg » Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:32 pm

because. Sociology has claimed that "girl-watching" is the highest form of the male-bonding experience.
Also because there are several people who I want to know what their "idealized other" is. :omnom:

edit: also because this thread is on 4chan all the time. And it is boring if you don't even know the people involved.
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Re: This thread.

Postby Keldoclock » Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:15 pm

:/ these threads always piss me off what with the desire to literally have women as sex slaves(i mean come on what the fuck are you like eleven years old), but given the chance I think I would have to choose


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Re: This thread.

Postby Silverdream » Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:43 pm

Harrison Ford is attractive but I think it would be like hanging out with your dad.

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Adam Baldwin
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Michael Beck
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Anyways I see nothing wrong with discussing sexuality. Talking about hot guys or girls is an easy way to break the ice with new people as the vast majority of people are attracted to other people.
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Re: This thread.

Postby Colette » Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:56 pm

Silverdream wrote:Anyways I see nothing wrong with discussing sexuality.

This illustrates a good portion of what is wrong with modern society. Why can't we treat women like men if we tout equality so much? We all need to settle down and focus on the more important things in life than reproduction.
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Re: This thread.

Postby aoffan23 » Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:59 pm

Colette wrote:
Silverdream wrote:Anyways I see nothing wrong with discussing sexuality.

This illustrates a good portion of what is wrong with modern society. Why can't we treat women like men if we tout equality so much? We all need to settle down and focus on the more important things in life than reproduction.


I have no idea what you're trying to say Colette, so I'm going to address Silverdream's post instead.

There's a difference between talking about sexuality, and talking about which people you would want to make your sex slaves. You can talk about sexuality without it turning into a fratboy discussion of who you would bang.

Breaking the ice? I challenge someone to go up to a random stranger and start telling them the people they want to have sex with the most. If you can start a decent conversation like this, you must be some kind of social god. Obviously, there are exceptions (drunk people, [drunk] people at a party, [drunk] people at a strip club, etc.), but I don't think anyone in their right mind would go up to someone and start this same conversation. Seriously, imagine the OP as the first words in a face-to-face conversation.

This topic is just another Brony/razgrizzly flaunting thread, except that apparently it's okay now because they're real people.
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Re: This thread.

Postby piltogg » Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:21 pm

you know that this is a very strange complaint to have right?

I have this conversation in real life all the time. although admittedly, not with somebody I just met 5 seconds ago yet.
probably a "people in college" thing..
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Re: This thread.

Postby Silverdream » Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:51 pm

Again, they're not sex slaves they're just friends with benefits.

Admittedly it is worded awkwardly but if people can't discuss fucking or sexuality openly then our society is fucked.

There are certain limits such as snuggling people, pedophilia and bestiality but that is because one party can't consent and thus isn't appropriate.
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Re: This thread.

Postby Tzan » Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:54 pm

aoffan23 wrote:This topic is just another Brony/razgrizzly flaunting thread, except that apparently it's okay now because they're real people.



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Re: This thread.

Postby piltogg » Fri Nov 30, 2012 12:57 am

Hitlerious!

here's an improved version.

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Re: This thread.

Postby stubby » Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:49 am

Silverdream wrote:Again, they're not sex slaves they're just friends with benefits.

Admittedly it is worded awkwardly but if people can't discuss fucking or sexuality openly then our society is fucked.

There are certain limits such as snuggling people, pedophilia and bestiality but that is because one party can't consent and thus isn't appropriate.

Still waiting for the punchline here. It's a thread about treating people as objects, consent is already out the window.
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