The Azteks drag some corpses to the steps of the temple.
Briktezuma calls out to the gods above. "Are you not entertained?" he asks. The gods grant the Azteks +1 to all attacks next turn.
One jaguar warrior attacks Mummhotep because he seems like the baddest enemy around, but neither of them is able to gain the upper hand.
The other jaguar warrior tries to attack a mummy, but critfails and runs into the sword instead. His armor saves him.
The high priest takes the head of a mummy.
Frustrated by his comrades inability to kill the surfers or capture them, the elite warrior decides to show them how it's done.
His feet slip on the bloody scales of the giant fish however, and his sword cuts through the Aztek warrior and the surfer alike.
One hunter tries to shoot Major Patriotism, but misses and shoots the jaguar warrior instead, who is protected by his armor.Survivalists- NPC'd
The ex-soldier survivalist pushes the Aztek away.
He then hits the gas pedal.
The party jeep crashes into the palm tree, which falls on an Aztek and kills him.
The cowvalry follows behind the jeep.
MacGearver call out to the lifeguard, "hey babe, want to join us in our totally awesome party jeep?"
The lifeguard decides that this sounds like a fun idea.
The survivalist marksman steals gold from the Aztek temple, because the apocalpyse is coming, and everyone knows that gold never loses its value. "Gold! Gold! I'm rich!" he exclaims.Psy+the Band- NPC'd
The man in the gorilla suit continues on to the tower.
The guitar player begins to shred.
His solo is so awesome that it melts the face off one of the race car drivers. He isn't dead, he just can't see or talk anymore.
The solo also melts the faces off of a number of people in the crowd.
This guy actually catches fire.
Psy attempts to become the new most interesting man in the world, but only proves that he is the most popular man in the world.The Most Interesting Man in the World- Alex
Maybe Psy would be the Most Interesting Man in the World if he could open dos briquis bottles with his beard.Civilians- NPC'd
One beach goer grabs the crystal sword lying on the ground.
He impales one of the mummies, pulling them off the boat and onto the beach.
The other beach goers arm themselves.
The tennis player grabs a ball and throws it in the air.
She hits it at the mummy on the boat, somehow managing to kill him.
The nerdy teenager tussles with the Aztek in the tree, but neither manages to do anything.
The female archaeologist runs into the bunker
Discovering the survivalists' weapons stockpile, she decides to take the flamethrower.
H.M.G. pushes a mummy over and tries to stab him with an Aztek spear, but a high armor role spares the mummy.
Back at the concert, one of the concert goers grabs the fish off of the ground.
He decides that it would be funny to smack the nearest person with one of the fish.
His target isn't amused.Faction Unlocked- The Exterminator
Sent back in time, this cyborg is here to kill an important person- and anyone else who gets in his way! He is open to play.
These guys pick up the glow sticks from the ground.
They decide to have a glow stick duel just for fun.
You know how it goes though, it's all fun and games until someone gets killed by a random object.
Tommy continues to lay down a beat. The drummer chick tries to do something awesome. The first thing she thinks of is to smash her head into one the pots. It dazes her somewhat, but she is otherwise fine.
The race car driver pops a wheelie.
The reporter continues to report: "Jim, this concert continues to get better and better. The guitar player is literally melting people's faces. There appears to be a guest appearance by Metal Fucking Santa, who is punishing those buzzkill cops by bombing them while his elves pepper them with arrows. We can only guess what will happen from here."Major Patriotism- NPC'd
Major Patriotism winds up for the throw.
He hurls his flagpole. It goes through one mummy.
It goes through two mummies.
It goes through three mummies.
"In the end, the enemies of freedom will always get... shafted!" He cries.
Drawn by the loud noises of the concert, the putrid smell of other undead, and their necessity in any kind of apocalypse scenario, the undead horde shambles onto the battlefield.Faction Unlocked- Zombies
The zombies have only one goal... brains! They are open to play.
The Most Interesting Man in the World: 0
Psy+the Band: 3 (Self Inflicted)
Civilians: 4+1 (Self Inflicted)
Azteks: 4+1(Self Inflicted)+1 Giant Fish
B.A. Team: 0
Major Patriotism: 3
Metal Fucking Santa: 2
Kevin McCanister: 3
The Exterminator: 0
Orders for Turn 3 due in 48 hours!