muffinman42 wrote:This thread is very Boron. It needs some Chemistry puns to lighten the mode.
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
if you’re not part of the solution,
you’re part of the precipitate
Don't worry about the fire, after all Oxidants happen.
I would make more puns but all the good ones argon.
Oh man don't remind me! During my finals week, the entire board into chemistry room was covered in chem jokes!
" Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up, and now they are alloys "
" how are Batman and sodium the same?
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! "
" one atom says to another:
' I think I lost an electron! '
' are you sure? '
' I'm positive! '
I've been in NZ for a week, so I can't even remember half of them, but there were tons.