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Post by Moronstudios » Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:45 pm

Vehicular Brik Slaughter returns with another racing themed forum game!


The track
Overwatch of the racing circuit.
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A ramp! The dwarves are a repair crew (Center right), stop in the pit and they will start repairing you.
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The racers
There are 9 racers, each with their own stats, weapon, and special ability. There are only 8 slots.
The stats are:
MM" = the Max Movement a car can have
A/D" = The maximum" a car can Accelerate or Deccelerate in a turn (6/12 means car can Accel 6" or Deccel 12")
AV = the Armour Value a a vehicle
HP = the starting (and max) Health Points of a vehicle

Timmy Kart
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MM" = 10"
A/D" = 10/10"
AV = 3
HP = 8
Weapon: Random bursts of fire out the back.

Veronica Voltage
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MM" = 15"
A/D" = 7/8"
AV = 4
HP = 10
Weapon: Handheld AutoGun.

General Tazer
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MM" = 18"
A/D" = 6/10"
AV = 6
HP = 15
Weapon: Size 2 right mounted blast gun.

Grand Expedition
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MM" = 20"
A/D" = 5/10"
AV = 5
HP = 16
Weapon: Dropping bombs (will explode if touched and has a 1/3 chance to explode if someone is within 2" at the end of a turn and a 2/3 chance to explode if someone is within 1" at the end of a turn)

Rebel 1
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MM" = 18"
A/D" = 7/7"
AV = 5
HP = 15
Weapon: Scrap built electrical drone. (3d6 inches of movement per turn.)

Blue lightning
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MM" = 22"
A/D" = 5/11"
AV = 4
HP = 12
Weapon: Size 2 rear mounted machine gun.

Future shock
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MM" = 16"
A/D" = 5/12"
AV = 7
HP = 18
Weapon: Size Big damn Lazer.

Agent bob
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MM" = 15"
A/D" = 5/12"
AV = 9
HP = 15
Weapon: boomerang propeller (firing arc shown behind the vehicle).

Prison breakout
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MM" = 20"
A/D" = 5/10"
AV = 6
HP = 20
Weapon: Satellite Hacks (takes control of the big machine gun shown on the track.).
Special rules

Send in orders with 3 days

Weapons come into play after a vehicle has finished a lap.

Drivers can not be attacked untill a vehicle has been reduced to half health.

Orders must be sent in for rounds, which is three turns each.

-Drifting reduces a car's turn radius (half their current speed) on a successful roll. Failure on the roll can mean increase of turn radius or oversteer.

If a car is destroyed or hijacked the drive must complete the race on foot or in another car.

The claimed spots, and the racers they picked:
1. lawmaster, Blue lightning
2. Silverdream, General Tazer.
3. Ham701, Veronica Voltage.
4. Kalvinator, Future Shock
5. Cytheran, Rebel 1
6. Pwnerade, Prison Breakout
7. Natalya, Grand Expedition
8. Theblackdog, Agent Bob
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Post by lawmaster » Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:48 pm

Blue lightning please
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Post by Silverdream » Fri Jan 04, 2013 7:56 pm

General Tazer please.

Also this is the best return ever.
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Post by Ham » Fri Jan 04, 2013 9:11 pm

Veronica Voltage.

This is freaky, because I was literally thinking about the original earlier today, and what do you know, it's back!
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Post by Moronstudios » Fri Jan 04, 2013 9:37 pm

Five slots left.
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lawmaster wrote:Blue lightning please
Absolutely.
Silverdream wrote:General Tazer please.

Also this is the best return ever.
Thank you.
Ham701 wrote:Veronica Voltage.

This is freaky, because I was literally thinking about the original earlier today, and what do you know, it's back!
:mystery:
I've had this ready for a while. It's just my damn memory card got lost, I went to the store but they didn't have the right type for my camera.
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Post by Kalvinator » Fri Jan 04, 2013 9:59 pm

Future Shock if I may.

This seems cool, I wasn't around when the first one came out I'm guessing.
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Post by Cytheran » Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:10 pm

Rebel 1 yo.

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Post by Pwnerade » Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:25 pm

I'd like to be the Prison breakout.
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Post by Moronstudios » Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:40 pm

Someone get warhead on the line, Timmy's getting worried about his chances.
Kalvinator wrote:Future Shock if I may.

This seems cool, I wasn't around when the first one came out I'm guessing.
Yes, there have been Two others that happened before this one.
Cytheran wrote:Rebel 1 yo.
Pwnerade wrote:I'd like to be the Prison breakout.
You got it
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Post by Kalvinator » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:17 am

Alright, so... what are the rules for this anyways?
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Post by Moronstudios » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:37 am

Kalvinator wrote:Alright, so... what are the rules for this anyways?
This is based off the car you picked.\
Movement rules.
Your car can accelerate 5 inches per turn, and can slow down at 12 inches per turn.

Your Car can go a maximum of 16 inches per turn

The radius of your car's turning is equal to half your car's speed, rounded up. Unless you succeed in a skill roll to do a tighter turn.

Weapons.
As soon as someone finishes their first lap everyone gets their weapons.

Goal.
Survive the race, be the first second or third to finish 3 laps.

Turns
You send in orders for three turns at a time, if anything happens that completely destroys what you planned then I will PM you.
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Post by Kalvinator » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:39 am

Alright, hopefully I'll pick it up.
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Post by Natalya » Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:15 am

Give me whoever.
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Post by Moronstudios » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:26 am

Natalya wrote:Give me whoever.
Alright.
You got Grand Expedition.
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Post by Theblackdog » Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:28 am

And I'll grab the last slot with Agent Bob if it hasn't been taken already. This looks great.
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