"Unidentified Deadly SpaceMan! You are not authorized -"GREEN DSM:
"Greetings Akkadians! It seems you've been gathering Artifakts of Pre-Creation. Enough power concentrated in one place to tear holes in the BrikVerse itself, without the knowledge to control it. We DSMs have had some experience with this, although we didn't need to rely on Artifakts to boost our ass-kicking levels artificially.
"Now hold it right -"GREEN DSM:
"Does that offend you? I'll tell you right now that ass-kicking is my birthright, and there's not a single one among you who could challenge me in battle, not even the one called Piltogg. The force of Authorial Fiat is on my side, and it's more powerful than any of the Artifakts you yet possess. But you will not understand this power unless you survive the Grail. And you can't hope to resist this power without the Banhammer.
"How dare you -"GREEN DSM:
"Since there's no combat here for me, I'll offer a game instead! Are there any here who are brave enough to trade blows with a DSM? This weapon I hold is from the Original BrikVerse; its name is the Random Axe of Violence. I will let any one of you strike me in the neck with it, if you'll let me then do the same to you. I will gift the Axe to whomever accepts my challenge.
"Is this true? Can a single Deadly SpaceMan be more powerful than all the Artifakts we've collected so far?"PILTOGG:
"I've faced DSMs before
, but my Tactical Feats tell me that all of us together couldn't defeat this one. There's a strange power at work here."LORD KRUS:
"Then let me be the one to take his challenge! You are too important to risk in this strange DSM's game."PILTOGG:
"Very well."LORD KRUS:
"Vas Kallas. Please hold my weapons."VAS KALLAS:
"Good luck, Lord Krus."