Psy+ the Band- Silverdream
The guy in the gorilla suit continues heading towards the tower.
Psy takes the mic back, and he and the band crank it up to 11.
This results in universal gangnam, which is like universal conscription in South Korea. 8 Members of the audience are conscripted to fight with gangnam style.Survivalists- Keldoclock
The rifleman offers the gold to the Mayan god Xaman Ek for favor in the imminent apocalypse. Xaman Ek is pleased with the offering, and will aid the survivalists in the next turn.
The survivalist leader (and Mad Max lookalike) leads the cows back to the bunker.
He comes across the female archaeologist with the flamethrower, and tries to convince her to join them. "So you like holding big guns?" he asks, "Want to join us and get to hold a few more?"
The female archaeologist isn't impressed. "Meh. I've held bigger ones before."
The other survivalists drive around the temple.
The ex-soldier fires on the Aztek elite, but doesn't kill him.
The car runs over an Aztek hunter.
The lifeguard throws her life preserver at the Aztek warrior, but doesn't kill him.
MacGearver throws his saw and decapitates the high priest.Metal Fucking Santa- Brikboyz
Santa throws down a stinger to Guy Fox. "Merry Saturnalia!" he shouts, "now blow some shit up!"
He drives the sleigh onward. The elves fire on the zombies, but are unsuccessful in killing any.
He then summons some killer hos to fight.Zombies-Unlimited Overkill
Two zombies throw a third at Major Patriotism. The flying zombie wounds Major Patriotism (-1hp) before splattering on the pavement.
The other zombies move towards the civilians. One bites the guy being carried by the man in the gorilla suit. He will become a zombie next turn. The guy in the gorilla suit is ignored because they think he's an ape.Major Patriotism- NPC'd
Major Patriotism picks up a shield from one of the mummies.
He tries to bash a zombie with it, but is unsuccessful.
He then tries to shoot the zombie, but accidentally throws the pistol over his shoulder.
If I don't get orders for Major Patriotism next turn, then the spot is open.Civillians- NPC'd
HMG tries to stab the mummy and beat him with the magnifying glass, but can't beat the mummy's armor role.
He then uses his magnifying glass to catch the mummy on fire and burn him to death.
Now that the Most Interesting Man in the World is distracted, some concert goers sneak behind the bar for free beer.
This guy does a keg stand.
The drummers try to keep a beat.
Tommy breaks a (chicken) leg.
Smelling the pizza in the house, this guy drunkenly decides the best way to get it would be to hop on the motorcycle and drive through the house.
He should have remembered to duck.
The beach goers move up. The tennis player hits a tennis ball at the Aztek elite, but doesn't do enough damage.
After spending a turn just chilling in the dojo courtyard, the surfers decide to do something:
surf out through the archway!
This guy wipes out into the bamboo and busts his head open on some rocks, totally ruining the feng shui of the dojo.
After getting up from his meditation, the Master grabs his sword and staff and runs out, ready to kick some ass!Faction Unlocked- The Master
The master of 12 kinds of martial arts, as well as gardening, the Master seeks to restore balance to the universe. He is open to play.
A wolverine APC drives in behind the looters.Faction Unlocked- U.S. Army
The army is here to restore order and contain the undead menace. They are allied with Officer Jenkins and Major Patriotism. They are open to play.
They arrive just in time, as the corrupted spacemen warp in. They are pure evil and seek to kill or corrupt everything with the power of Black Transparent Ore
! They are played by 501stcadians.
Orders for turn 4 due in 48 hours! Dibs for new factions go to DeltaV, theblackdog Falk and Killer Karetsu, but if they don't send in orders, then the factions are open to anyone else who does. The civilians are also still open to play.
The Most Interesting Man in the World: 3
Psy+the Band: 3 (Self Inflicted)
Civilians: 5+2 (Self Inflicted)
Police: 5+3 (Self Inflicted)
Azteks: 10+1(Self Inflicted)+1 Giant Fish
B.A. Team: 2
Major Patriotism: 3
Metal Fucking Santa: 2
Kevin McCanister: 3
The Exterminator: 1
Zombies: 1+1 (Self Inflicted)
U.S. Army: 0
Corrupted Spacemen: 0