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Postby Zahru II » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:38 pm

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After Gurak took leadership over the ork clans via the ancient rite of mag'kora, his plan was to rally the clans and lead an all-out attack against Defiance Keep. Currently waiting for the rest of his horde to arrive, Gurak delivers a speech to those that are already present:

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Gurak: 'PROUD WARRIORS OF THE HORDE! TODAY, WE SHALL SHOW THOSE WORTHLESS IMPERIALS TRUE ORKISH MIGHT! WE DO NOT NEED THE AID OF THE COWARDLY UNDEAD, AS THAT ALLIANCE LED US TO DOWNFALL. BUT URSA HOLD WAS MERELY A SETBACK! AS SOON AS OUR HEAVY SUPPORT ARRIVES, WE SHALL MARCH TOWARDS DEFIANCE KEEP, AND RAZE IT TO THE GROUND!'

Meanwhile, not too far away...

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Jean-Francois: 'Are you sure about this, mon prince?'

Prince Albrecht: 'Definitely, Jean-Francois. We knew about this operation weeks ago, yet all Liana and Apollyon do are waiting for them to attack! I've studied previous conflicts, and deduced that most of our actions were reactionary.

Jean-Francois: 'Oui, but you know what they say: 'patience is a virtue.''

Prince Albrecht: 'I know, but the orks had set the terms of fighting for far too long! This time, we bring the fight to them. We will crush them and capture their warchief. I want him to be executed at capital city.'

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Prince Albrecht: 'Besides, I've left a note for Apollyon. He should join us soon were he too concerned. Now, onward my friend! Today, the Orks Must Die!'

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Overview and choosable forces:

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Gurak's Horde - 2 boys, 2 crossbow orks, 1 black orks, 1 berserkers - Scratch
OBJECTIVE: Defeat attackers.
After Turn 3, player receives a large amount of additional units

Prince Albrecht - 1 swordsmen, 1 crossbowmen, 1 battle cleric - lawmaster

Jean-Francois - 1 swordsmen, 1 crossbowmen, 1 battle cleric - Bragallot

SHARED OBJECTIVE: slay the orks, incapacitate Gurak

Secret Faction - Enters the battle at the end of Turn 2 - Zupponn

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Postby Zupponn » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:40 pm

Secret Faction please!
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Postby Whiteagle » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:54 pm

What are the stats on the Battle Clerics?
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Postby Bragallot » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:02 pm

Jean-Francois, please.
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Postby Apollyon » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:12 pm

Heh, what can possibly go wrong...?
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Postby lawmaster » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:56 pm

Prince Albrecht please
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Postby Scratch » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:06 pm

The Horde! Battle Clerics FTW!
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Postby Silverdream » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:05 pm

Damn, too late. Hopefully I can make it next time.
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Postby Zahru II » Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:01 am

All spots taken, accepting t1 orders now
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Postby Apollyon » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:10 am

That new orkboss has a girl's haircut.
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Postby Bragallot » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:39 am

I'm about to give him a new one.
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Postby Silverdream » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:28 pm

Apollyon wrote:That new orkboss has a girl's haircut.


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A girl's haircut ya say?
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Postby Zupponn » Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:18 pm

Silverdream wrote:
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A girl's haircut ya say?

Well, Mel Gibson is definitely not a man. :wink:
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Postby Bragallot » Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:50 pm

Heresy!
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