One of the glowing green mummies charges the killer hos. One of the hos swings her sword and cuts him in half, but it's no use. The reason that he was glowing green was because he absorbed extra radiation. The mummy blows himself up in a suicide attack, killing all three killer hos.
A mummy strikes Major Patriotism, but doesn't kill him.
Patriotism tries to counter by bashing the mummy with his shield, but is equally unsuccessful in beating the armor role.
Another mummy swings at Patriotsim, but misses.
Mummhotep is able to raise up the other glowing mummy.Looters- Scratch
One looter puts the globe on his head.
He then gets on the stage and tries to become a youtube sensation. The audience doesn't seem to pay much attention though, probably because more than half of them are either dead or blind.
This looter tries to shoot Jenkins, but Jenkins is able to turn the gun so the looter shoots himself in the face (critfail). A lucky armor role saves him.
He swings his bat, but doesn't do enough damage to kill Jenkins.
Jenkins counter by firing his shotgun into the looters chest, which almost kills him, but not quite.
The other looters run into the crowd and try to blend in.
Except for Guy Fox, who begins to sing, "Remember, remember, the 5th of November The Gunpowder Treason and plot; I see of no reason why Gunpowder
Treason Should ever be forgot."
He aims his stinger at the bar, revealing that most of the kegs actually contain gunpowder instead of beer.
The bar explodes, killing the two guys drinking the beer.Corrupted Spacemen- 501stcadians
One of the leaders of the corrupted spacemen jumps down and charges forward. He swings his corrupted nova sword, cutting through man and man dressed as ape alike. He doesn't succeed in corrupting anyone though.
The other leader fires on the Aztek in the tree, but doesn't kill him. He's also unsuccessful in corrupting him.
The others move and set up response fire.
This one fires on Major Patriotism, but doesn't kill him.
The fighter launches and fires a pair of rockets at Santa's sleigh, which destroys it. The sleigh crashes on the roof while the engines plow through the entrance to the Aztek temple and into the survivalists jeep, totaling it. Santa bails and the elves are able to use their balance and agility to land safely.Police- Lawmaster
Jenkins tries to fire on the looter, but critfails and trips instead, dropping his shotgun in the process.
The then attempts to throw a combat knife into the looter's throat, but critfails again and cuts his hand. He doesn't get injured however.Psy+the Band- Silverdream
The guitar player keeps shredding.
This guy finally burns out.
Psy attempts to prove that he is Segata Sanshiro, Kung Fu legend and disciple of the Sega Saturn. He tries to preach the sega saturn by punching John Woo's heart out. He critfails however, and only succeeds in getting pistol whipped by John Woo (-2hp).Azteks- Runswithlegos
The eagle warrior tries to attack HMG, but misses.
HMG is equally unsuccessful at killing the eagle warrior.
An aztek warrior attacks HMG, but can't beat his armor role.
The warrior elite tries to attack a civilian, but only gets his sword stuck in a column. He will now have to pull it out.
The civilian attacks the elite, but doesn't kill him.
The hunter in the tree tries to turn and shoot the corrupted spacemen, but falls out of the tree instead. He's ok though.
Another hunter shoots a corrupted spaceman in the face. His lightening reflexes protect him from the spaceman's response fire.
Briktezuma is able to draw in all of the blood within 4" of the altar, and calls on the god Xaman Ek to appear.Faction Unlocked- Xaman Ek
Xaman Ek is a pretty benevolent god who helps and guides others.
Xaman Ek gives the survivalist a special poisoned blowgun. Xaman Ek isn't really all that interested in blood sacrifice, he prefers offerings of incense.
Quetzalcoatl on the other hand...Faction Unlocked-Quetzalcoatl
Quetzalcoatl has returned, and is out to destroy the world!
The Azteks realize they might need some more help, and bring in a mech.The Exterminator- Zupponn
The exterminator draws the swords from John Woo's back and attempts to kill Psy. Psy is saved by a redshirt.Zombies-Unlimited Overkill
One zombie manages to wound Major Patriotism (-1hp).
Another wounds Buzz "Saw" Simon.Kevin-Mgb519
Kevin attempts to use his shotgun to break off bricks to throw.
This just breaks his shotgun though.
The civilians try to kill the warrior elite. One misses and the other two can't beat his armor roll.
HMG throws his laser spear at the glowing mummy, who explodes and kills two zombies.
He then tries to attack an Aztek, but slips and falls on the life preserver. The Aztek counterattacks, but doesn't kill him.
One surfer surfs over Quetzalcoatl.
Another surfs over the dead surfer.
The drummers keep drumming.U.S. Army- NPC'd
The gunner shoots a looter.
The tank drives over the looters' car and fires a grenade, killing a zombie and further wounding Buzz Saw (-1hp).The Most Interesting Man in the World- Alex
The Dos Briquis guy tries to kill the guy with the globe on his head, but can't beat the armor role.
He picks him up and throws him like a bowling ball into the crowd (He bowls overhand). This kills a looter and one of the gangnam style fighters. Globehead is fine though. The Dos Briquis guy loses his balance and falls in the process of throwing him.Metal Fucking Santa- NPC'd
One of the elves tries to shoot a corrupted spaceman, but is taken out by response fire.
The other elf is more successful.