TURN 5!
Nadine tries to get the mercs moving with her along the side of the blue building, but is unsuccessful. She then shoots at the Terrorkhan in the air, but misses.

alphafalcon's son stealthily moves up. He has not been spotted by the enemy since he moved.

The battle owl also moves up, but not stealthy-like.

Crevan: "Hey, I'll give you guys Maniac Beer if you help us take out that fort over there."
Merc Captain: "We only accept payment up front. So, can you do that?"
Crevan: "Well, no..."

Merc Captain: "Well, then see ya!"
And with that, the Mercs leave the battlefield.

Crevan, disappointed, turns and fires at the flying Terrorkhan, but its armor proves to be too tough.

Zombie Captain Boss knocks Jeremiah off of Fulgenico.

Zombie Captain Boss: "Onward horse! To the castle!"

But Fulgenico doesn't like being stolen and tosses Captain Boss off of him.

Then Fulgenico stomps Zombie Captain Boss back to death from his undeath after his original death.

Scribonius: "Oh, great gods of the Brikverse! Guide my hand!"
He starts using his majiks to levitate the loose yellow briks.

Instead of launching them at the enemy though, the briks come flying right back at Scribonius. Their damage doesn't penetrate his armor, but he is buried by them.

Rade moves up and prepares response fire.

Jeremiah gets up.

Jeremiah: "Dumbass Captain Boss getting himself killed again..."
Duke Crystoph: "Again?

"
Jeremiah: "Yeah, why do you think he was a zombie?"
Crystoph: "Dunno. Never really thought about it."

Jeremiah rides Fulgenico forward. Duke Crystoph moves up with them, using Fulgenico for cover.

The Bavarian soldier gets picked off by Jeremiah.

Khaar starts casting a spell.
Khaar: *
grumble grumble
grumble grumble GRUMBLE!*

A Zamboni appears!

Khaar puts his broom in the slot and the vehicle roars to life!

He starts moving out.

And cleaning the big mess on the battlefield. He manages to get just short of the buried Scribonius.

The Assyrian moves up and gets ready to fire at Jeremiah at point blank range!

But Duke Crystoph moves into position and burninates the Assyrian before he can get a shot off.

The Terrorkhan moves up and gets a massive damage roll on Crevan, who dies.

The IceWorlder moves up, avoiding the flames. Rade's response fire proves to be ineffective.

The Brittanian, AN PAX soldier, and Jetpacking Ninja with a Top Hat all move up also. Their shots all do nothing.

As Hammerman calls his hammer back, he jumps up, catching it in midair...

...and smashes the JNWTH in two!

He then lands perfectly and receives a 10/10 from the judges!

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Mr. Doctor can't really figure out what to do, so he takes a break.

Von Brag: "None of you fools get to come back in until ze intruders are dealt with."
Then the fort's doors are closed.

Terrorkhan: "Intruders? Wasn't I an intruder?"

Von Brag types a little over by the machine and it comes whirrs a little.
Terrorkhan: "Kill the intruders!"
Von Brag: "Zat's better."

Master: "Alright men! Form up behind the doors. We must defend the machine until it goes fully online!"

The remaining turret opens fire at Nadine!

She bails just in time.
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