Sorry for the wait.TURN 4
Rather than climb down, I decided it would be more efficient for Kelvin to fall down. The damage wouldn't get past his armour anyway.
Kelvin's gun misfires and jams, breaking itself and the windshield.
Clara somehow shoots her attacker.
And they both get in. Clara notes that there is a size two machinegun under the jeep. Too bad she has to choose between driving and shooting.
Boris kills Jacob in the name of slaying rabbles.
"Hey, look at me and my gun! I'm totally in charge of this operation!"
"To reward your loyalty, I give you booze!"
The Bavarians decide to get totally wasted on the moonshine. Some of the weaker ones pass out or die from a low lower intestinal fortitude roll.
Don't drink and drive.
Do however, mix dangerous amounts of moonshine with unidentifiable drugs.
Angus uses the steam powered steamed tea device to manufacture an armoured assistant.
Veronica goes Xenia on-a-top-a dat ass.
Not even a Stahlhelm could stop all that blunt force trauma.
Archie and the Armoured Assistant move out.
An Inquistaroboto tries to take down the dancing sturmsquad.
Super Kraut comes to save the day! What a stupid plan by a stupid robot.
Oh right, the roboto was set to explode too.
The Officer knocks off the hat de la Roboto, along with an hp.
No one cheats on Skyler, unless they want to run into a hard object.
"Perfect, all according to the prophecy. This is where the shovel of the gods will be summoned."
The Commander isn't too happy about his lack of invitation to the Braufest.
Don't worry, everyone's okay. It's just cleaner now.
"Thanks for reviving me!"
"Thanks! Clop 'till you drop!"
"Oh, I'm asexual."
Iris goes to ask someone for help against this clop-hating, sexist, Piltogg, racist homophobe.OVERVIEWS