Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5
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Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5
Mummies- Darkpaladin
Mummhotep is successful in raising 6 mummies back from the dead (again).
Police-Lawmaster
Is Jenkins trying to run away?
No, he's just trying to take out the rest of the looters. He doesn't kill any this turn though.
Corrupted Spacemen- 501st Cadians
The fighter launches a pair of rockets at the crowd, killing two and injuring the exterminator (-1hp) and the Dos Briquis Guy (-1hp). Globehead is once again unharmed and oblivious to everything going on around him.
The corrupted spacemen corrupt Major Patriotism into Comrade Communism. He is now under their control. The corruption has strengthened him, giving him an extra hp. He now has 2 left.
Comrade Communism gets up
and kills the last zombie.
Zombies Eliminated
These corrupted spacemen try to fire on the Azteks, but are unsuccessful.
The spaceman with the jetpack fires on Santa, but the plasma cannons on his jetpack overheat and explode. He's unharmed though.
The Exterminator- Zupponn
The exterminator tries to kill Psy in a whirlwind blade attack, but gets dizzy and falls over.
Kevin-MGB519
Kevin sets his rope on fire.
He tries to hit a looter with it, but slips and falls from the roof. He's unharmed though.
Kevin summons a crazy homeless woman with attack falcons.
The falcons peck one of the looters to death while the crazy woman laughs maniacally.
Mummhotep is successful in raising 6 mummies back from the dead (again).
Police-Lawmaster
Is Jenkins trying to run away?
No, he's just trying to take out the rest of the looters. He doesn't kill any this turn though.
Corrupted Spacemen- 501st Cadians
The fighter launches a pair of rockets at the crowd, killing two and injuring the exterminator (-1hp) and the Dos Briquis Guy (-1hp). Globehead is once again unharmed and oblivious to everything going on around him.
The corrupted spacemen corrupt Major Patriotism into Comrade Communism. He is now under their control. The corruption has strengthened him, giving him an extra hp. He now has 2 left.
Comrade Communism gets up
and kills the last zombie.
Zombies Eliminated
These corrupted spacemen try to fire on the Azteks, but are unsuccessful.
The spaceman with the jetpack fires on Santa, but the plasma cannons on his jetpack overheat and explode. He's unharmed though.
The Exterminator- Zupponn
The exterminator tries to kill Psy in a whirlwind blade attack, but gets dizzy and falls over.
Kevin-MGB519
Kevin sets his rope on fire.
He tries to hit a looter with it, but slips and falls from the roof. He's unharmed though.
Kevin summons a crazy homeless woman with attack falcons.
The falcons peck one of the looters to death while the crazy woman laughs maniacally.
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Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5
Your back!
now I'm not sure what to do with my men...
now I'm not sure what to do with my men...
Last edited by darkpaladin on Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:05 am, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5
I'm still away at college, but MGB is back home and can continue with the battle.
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Wait... are you two related...?
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They're cousins I think. Very close.
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Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5
Actually brothers.Silverdream wrote:They're cousins I think. Very close.
Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5
Zupponn wrote:Actually brothers.Silverdream wrote:They're cousins I think. Very close.
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Ah, alright then. I also have a brother on the forum...
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Survivalists-Keldoclock
The cow gets barbecued after being set on fire last turn.
The Mad Max lookalike guns down an Aztek.
The ex-soldier and the lifeguard make it to the bunker.
The marksman uses his poisoned blowgun to take out a mummy. MacGearver unsuccessfully attempts to create a chicken mounted pneumatic blowgun. (not pictured)
The tennis player kills an Aztek warrior.
Metal Fucking Santa- Brikboyz
Santa shoots the fighter with a rocket, but doesn't do enough damage.
The elf tries to shoot a mummy but trips and falls instead.
The Master-DeltaV
The Master climbs on the back of Quetzalcoatl
Quetzalcoatl-Pwnerade
Quetzalcoatl moves forward. Being the god of fertility, among other things, he inspires people to be... fertile.
The Most Interesting Man in The World- Alex
The Dos Briquis Guy tosses Psy a sword and challenges him to a duel.
Neither is able to defeat the other however.
Psy+the Band-Silverdream
Psy slaps the Dos Briquis guy. "You are indebted to me," he shouts "I made this concert awesome!"
They shake and resolve their differences.
Looters-Scratch
Globehead runs off the map.
Looters secondary objective secured- steal the globe
Guy Fox fires a rocket at Psy and the Dos Briquis guy, but they are unharmed.
This looter starts to steal anything that isn't nailed down.
The other looter runs into the house and tries to take the benny,only to get crushed by the weight.
The Killer Rabbit-Outside Player (501st Cadian's Friend)
The killer rabbit skips about and lays out some Astarte eggs.
Exploding Astarte eggs. 8 people get blown up, and the Dos Briquis Guy loses another hitpoint.
Psy is redshirted by Eddie, the guitar player. His sacrifice is recognized by the gods of rock however, who bring him back to life (sort of).
The power of rock draws in some Cultists (open to play).
They are led by none other than the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne. They also have a Brikthuloid abomination.
U.S. Army- SVGK
The tank fires on the fighter (-1sp).
Xaman Ek- NPC'd
Xaman Ek hurls his spear into the skies in order to aid the deadliest killer on the field of battle.
The Killer Rabbit now has a pair of explosive rabbits.
Azteks-Runswithlegos
The eagle warrior tries to kill the corrupted spaceman, but misses.
The mech throws an OT disk, killing one corrupted spaceman and disrupting the other.
Briktezuma attempts to use his artifact to drain the blood from nearby enemies, but accidentally takes it from the warrior elite instead.
The B.A. Team-Kalvinator
Buzz Saw jumps on top of the APC and shoots one of the crewmen inside.
Tommy Gunn shoots at the Killer Rabbit, but doesn't do enough damage.
Mark Manson shoots at Psy, but misses.
John Woo shoots Guy Fox's arm off.
Bill Hook isn't in range to do anything this turn, so he takes the tire off of the police car.
Civilians-NPC'd
One surfer launches her board into Quetzalcoatl (-2hp).
The other surfs over Quetzalcoatl (not pictured) and stops on the beach.
Two guys warp into the B.A. Team's warehouse.
It's Sgt. Cortex and Duke Ossum. They are open to play.
A mad scientist and his creations rampage onto the map. They are open to play.
Finally, the Four Horsemen of the Brikpocalypse ride onto the battlefield: Famine, Death, Conquest and War(head).
Overviews:
Killchart to follow, send in orders for turn 6!
The cow gets barbecued after being set on fire last turn.
The Mad Max lookalike guns down an Aztek.
The ex-soldier and the lifeguard make it to the bunker.
The marksman uses his poisoned blowgun to take out a mummy. MacGearver unsuccessfully attempts to create a chicken mounted pneumatic blowgun. (not pictured)
The tennis player kills an Aztek warrior.
Metal Fucking Santa- Brikboyz
Santa shoots the fighter with a rocket, but doesn't do enough damage.
The elf tries to shoot a mummy but trips and falls instead.
The Master-DeltaV
The Master climbs on the back of Quetzalcoatl
Quetzalcoatl-Pwnerade
Quetzalcoatl moves forward. Being the god of fertility, among other things, he inspires people to be... fertile.
The Most Interesting Man in The World- Alex
The Dos Briquis Guy tosses Psy a sword and challenges him to a duel.
Neither is able to defeat the other however.
Psy+the Band-Silverdream
Psy slaps the Dos Briquis guy. "You are indebted to me," he shouts "I made this concert awesome!"
They shake and resolve their differences.
Looters-Scratch
Globehead runs off the map.
Looters secondary objective secured- steal the globe
Guy Fox fires a rocket at Psy and the Dos Briquis guy, but they are unharmed.
This looter starts to steal anything that isn't nailed down.
The other looter runs into the house and tries to take the benny,only to get crushed by the weight.
The Killer Rabbit-Outside Player (501st Cadian's Friend)
The killer rabbit skips about and lays out some Astarte eggs.
Exploding Astarte eggs. 8 people get blown up, and the Dos Briquis Guy loses another hitpoint.
Psy is redshirted by Eddie, the guitar player. His sacrifice is recognized by the gods of rock however, who bring him back to life (sort of).
The power of rock draws in some Cultists (open to play).
They are led by none other than the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne. They also have a Brikthuloid abomination.
U.S. Army- SVGK
The tank fires on the fighter (-1sp).
Xaman Ek- NPC'd
Xaman Ek hurls his spear into the skies in order to aid the deadliest killer on the field of battle.
The Killer Rabbit now has a pair of explosive rabbits.
Azteks-Runswithlegos
The eagle warrior tries to kill the corrupted spaceman, but misses.
The mech throws an OT disk, killing one corrupted spaceman and disrupting the other.
Briktezuma attempts to use his artifact to drain the blood from nearby enemies, but accidentally takes it from the warrior elite instead.
The B.A. Team-Kalvinator
Buzz Saw jumps on top of the APC and shoots one of the crewmen inside.
Tommy Gunn shoots at the Killer Rabbit, but doesn't do enough damage.
Mark Manson shoots at Psy, but misses.
John Woo shoots Guy Fox's arm off.
Bill Hook isn't in range to do anything this turn, so he takes the tire off of the police car.
Civilians-NPC'd
One surfer launches her board into Quetzalcoatl (-2hp).
The other surfs over Quetzalcoatl (not pictured) and stops on the beach.
Two guys warp into the B.A. Team's warehouse.
It's Sgt. Cortex and Duke Ossum. They are open to play.
A mad scientist and his creations rampage onto the map. They are open to play.
Finally, the Four Horsemen of the Brikpocalypse ride onto the battlefield: Famine, Death, Conquest and War(head).
Overviews:
Killchart to follow, send in orders for turn 6!
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Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5
Fuck your shit, America.Alex wrote:
The corrupted spacemen corrupt Major Patriotism into Comrade Communism. He is now under their control. The corruption has strengthened him, giving him an extra hp. He now has 2 left.
and kills the last zombie.
Zombies Eliminated
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Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5
Can I has Duke Ossum and his friend
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Fuck yeah, fertility!
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Make love AND war!Pwnerade wrote:Fuck yeah, fertility!
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Can I have Ozzy?
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