stubby wrote:Who is going to be the first to put jesus the fish ninja in a battle?
Jesus the Fish Ninja and his Fishermen Cultists have arrived. They're here to convert people into their faith... (Kalvinator)
More raiders arrive.
A cart rolls into the area, but stops at the sight of the battle.
"Quoi? Qu'est que se passe?" a voice from inside the cart asks.
"Un bataille, seigneur!"
Like Jesus, the cleric is here to convert people into his order.
Villagers - Scribonius
The cart is flipped over like a barricade.
The couple advances.
"Fear my buckets!"
*blap* The cleric rolls sixes on everything but his damage roll, dodging past the officer's counter.
The champion raider accidentally sets himself on fire.
A raider thinks it's only fitting he should use him to light a plant on fire.
He throws the plant onto the barn, setting it on fire.
The drunk fights bravely, but is ultimately overcome.
A crossbowman misses Haircules.
Marcriss the Unyielding bumps into the wagon, but can't really do much.
"I'm here to protect you!" Godfrey says. Haircules is not impressed.
"Ahh. Pretty flowers" Stubhammer says.
*smash* Banhawk realizes he doesn't like flowers after all.
He then starts climbing the barn. Don't ask me how.
As knights advance and Yagan the Young joins them, Barad grabs a bucket.
"Someone get up there and let that basket down! You, villagers, form a chain and help stop this fire! We'll hold off the raiders!"
Yagan and Alamar advancing. Don't mind Stubhammer, he was supposed to still be on the ladder.
The knights have nearly reached the raiders.
Falx Raiders - Apollyon
The spearmen charge, killing the rats.
The crossbowmen climb the rock to get in range and open fire...
One archer is shot down and plummets down into the moat below.
The Falx mob advances, and Croses shouts out a challenge to Lord James the Black.
"If you are such a conqueror, prove it!"
"Come, then" James says, accepting the challenge.
"I'll let you know I already killed one of your fabled Hitokiri, barbarian!" Croses boasts as he runs at James.
"The Hitokiri are weak and far too proud..." James mutters.
"Just like you!" he shouts, slashing Croses, who got overconfident and dropped his guard, right across the throat (-1 HP).
Croses quickly regains his composure and strikes back though, cracking James' armour and bringing him down to his last HP.
Black Knights - me
On his turn, James strikes at Croses, who parries and gets ready for the finishing blow...
James tries to catch the mace by the shaft to stop it with his hand, and use it to throw Croses into the water...
... but the feat fails and Croses manages to shake him off, plunging Lord James into the water.
The Black Knights seem unfazed. The archers get to better cover and open fire...
Excellent marksmanship lays waste to three of Croses' crossbowmen.
Animals of Farthing Wood - Zahru
The animals swarm the Draklon Raiders. One warrior is pecked to death while a crossbowmen withstands a wolf's attack. The baby dragon convinces the goats and the hog to join them.
The animals on this side back away from the Falx, hiding among the trees.