STEAM: MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

[Warhead]

Some ballerina dribbling shit hole called Steam is telling me I can't play a SKYRIM game for my PC because the original owner already fucking registered the motherfucker on Steam... What the motherfucking motherfucker is this motherfucking shit??? Are they so sick of living that they wish to antagonize me into removing their limbs and shoving them up their arseholes? Cause I fucking will, the fuckers.

Please, can anyone tell me if and how I can get around this motherfucking shit sandwich they are feeding me?..

[Tzan]

Havent you already been playing that for a while?
If yes, contact customer service.

[Warhead]

I had been playing on Xbox (non-live), but now due to someones inability to use their PC version of SKYRIM I have found myself to be the games new owner. I wanted it for the mods Naked Avatars )  They've obviously already registered this on Steam and Steam are a big bag of dicks that don't understand that people trade stuff despite their corporate money grabbing whore vision of life.

[Tzan]

Yeah you can't trade/sell used games if you have used the registration code somewhere.

Never get a used modern game that has a code.
You wont be able to use it.

[Warhead]

So... I keel them all. Ok, thanks Tzan. Anyone know where their head offices are?

[Warhead]

What have you people done to the games market? You let them fuck us all!  

[Tzan]

Kirkland, Washington, U.S.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valve_Corporation

You'll need to buy an airplane ticket, or book passage on a tramp steamer.

[Arkbrik]

This is why I only play weird indie games. And why normal people pirate I guess.

[Zupponn]

Warhead, on your way to Washington, please stop at Wisconsin and hit me up with a Brikwar.

[mercury19]

Mahaps we should all do a petition thing, then sue steam and demand that it change its ways.

[Keldoclock]

Yeah this is the trouble with digital games, they are sold to a *person* and they are bound to your existence, not to a disk or cartridge or other physical media like older games. We're used to the idea that having the physical object in hand means we own it and can use it, but that's not true here- if you bought it, it is permanently bound to your account (ie you) and you are the only one that can use it. At least you can't lose a digital game if you move!

[Insert_blank]

At this point, Warhead, you may as well just pirate the game. You own the Xbox version and have a physical copy of the PC game. You gave it your best shot.

[Tzan]

Yeah this is the trouble with digital games, they are sold to a *person* and they are bound to your existence

Krap, its finally happened, real life is now like World of Warcraft.
When you get some objects they might be BOP - Bind on Pickup.

[RunsWithLegos]

you should buy Killing floor. you will like it quite a bit.

[Ben-Jammin]

Steam are a big bag of dicks

Wait, Steam is a bag of dicks?

Does that mean Shadowscythe will force one of us to eat it   ?