BrikwaRPG2 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Finished)

[Silverdream]

Done, reaching maximum levels of bravery.

[Zupponn]

TURN 7!


alphafalcon's son sneakily moves up until he's just outside of the doors of the fort.


Khaar: "Zamboni!  Zamboni! Z-Z-Z-Z-Zamboni!"


Khaar: "Everybody give me some Zamboni!"
Everyone successfully bails out of the way of the oncoming Janitor.


And Khaar drives the Zamboni straight towards the fort's doors...


...and smashes right into them!


One of the doors goes flying right into Von Brag's machine's boiler and destroys it.


Rade moves up shooting, but can't seem to score a hit.


Jeremiah jumps back onto Fulgencio.
Jeremiah: "Onward, my steed!  To death and Glory!  And tasty Maniac Beer Battered Carrots!"


Inspired, Fulgencio charges at the small hole in the gate, but Jeremiah smacks his head into the overhang.


He falls off, but Fulgencio keeps going and tramples one of the Brag Squad to death.


Mr. Doctor moves up and uses the vial on himself, but it has no effect.


Scribonius moves up also while Duke Crystoph takes a short break.


Nadine sits down, not knowing what she wants to do.


Hammerman gets back up and gets ready...


...and leaps up to the top of the wall!


Sadly, the rest of the Brag Squad gangs up on Fulgencio and they almost fail to kill him, until the Master delivers the finishing blow.


Von Brag: "You vile pile of filth!  Do you know how long I have vorked on zat?"


Von Brag goes and picks up his OT-powered rifle.  He takes a shot at Hammerman.


Hammerman goes down.


And like every other time he goes down, he disappears, leaving only a little OT residue behind.


Von Brag finishes off the turn by hopping onto his hover platform.

Overviews:

[Scribonius]

Scribonius, called by the Brikweave to remove the distortions that Von Braag's presence is causing, will hold an action until Von Bragg moves, then try to zzap his flying disc-thing with magic. "BEGONE, ABOMINATION!!!"

[alphafalcon541]

Alphafalcon's son: calls in a missile strike from the ESF Fallen Dreadnaught(as in space ship) on Bragallot's hover thingy. If this does not work stealthily walk around behind the vacuum machine and super kick it into the base.

[Zupponn]

the vacuum machine

What vacuum machine?  If you mean the Zamboni, then you seriously need to look up what a Zamboni does.

[alphafalcon541]

sorry the zamboni then, I am super tired and drinking soda and doing homework so I can't write or think right about now. So is the missile strike possible?

[Zupponn]

So is the missile strike possible?

We shall see what the dice gods say.

[alphafalcon541]

Yah! Good I want to see what a missile strike will do.

[Kalvinator]

I back up the zamboni and yell, "Alright, I did this little bit for you all, but only cause of that one time we were on a team together...(mumbling)(then again, most of you were complete shit heads... leaving me with all the work)grumble grumble grumble. Then I just continue cleaning up the field, going where ever the closest mess is.

[Silverdream]

Damnit, now I need to find a new horse.

[Colette]

Move towards the fort. Combine fire with anyone firing at the Death Squad or Brag himself.

[Zupponn]

I back up the zamboni and yell, "Alright, I did this little bit for you all, but only cause of that one time we were on a team together...(mumbling)(then again, most of you were complete shit heads... leaving me with all the work)grumble grumble grumble. Then I just continue cleaning up the field, going where ever the closest mess is.

It might, and I stress MIGHT, be drivable, but the zamboni is too damaged to do any cleaning any more.

[Kalvinator]

Oh...well then, I get super pissed at Sir Brag, "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SWEEPING I"M GOING TO HAVE TO DO BECAUSE OF YOUR DAMN DOOR!!" Pick him up with the force (I'm assuming I still have it...or at least I hope.) And throw him (in a prone position) towards whichever of the other players are nearest. Then get out of the zamboni and start sweeping, grumbling louder then ever before.

[Zupponn]

Remember to PM them.

[Zupponn]

Sorry about the delay here, but I've been down with the flu the past few days, so I'm not sure when the next turn will be up.