Colette's Empire Census GR 2013

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Re: Colette's Empire Census GR 2013

Postby Quantumsurfer » Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:57 am

Kalvinator wrote:Where do we find what the Tek levels mean?


Because I'm such a super nice guy.

Based on response, we're using them as a descriptive measure of an army's sophistication. Some of us prefer "Sophistication Levels" in fact but one convention is just as good as the other. Cheers.
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Re: Colette's Empire Census GR 2013

Postby stubby » Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:53 am

You know what's better than TekLevel, is just "Teknology." That lets you either fill in a basic TekLevel number if you've put zero thought into your faction and it's completely generic, or say something more descriptive.
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Re: Colette's Empire Census GR 2013

Postby stubby » Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:55 am

Quantumsurfer wrote:
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samuelzz10 wrote:Name: AWESOME EMPIRE
Government: socialist
Tek Level: incredibly early level 7, credited for making first laser guns.
Systems/Location: 15,000 planets, some small colonies. The leading planets are in a pocket universe
Allies: most anti immortals, noob crushers
Enemies: most pro-immortals, the 3rd alliance, Colette's faction, space pirates, major black's men,
and pwnies. (Also, space communists)
Notable Figures: KING AWESOME, king awesome's son, the 3 grand generals, captain boss (mostly freelance, but he hangs with awesome empire armies most of the time)
Flag: a picture of a middle finger
Picture:later

I don't know what to say.

I'm a little at a loss for words myself.

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This is one of my favorite empire descriptions ever.
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Re: Colette's Empire Census GR 2013

Postby Apollyon » Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:09 am

Name: Briktopia
Government: Epistocracy
Tek Level: 6
Systems/Location: the system of Reval/Nehellenium Galaxy
Allies: FLEC
Enemies: Krude Konstruction Kingdom, Immortal Alliance, Akkadians, Vergilius Raskolnikov,
Notable Figures: Mirduk, Apollyon, General Lucas, Colonel Raszack
Flag: -
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Re: Colette's Empire Census GR 2013

Postby samuelzz10 » Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:37 pm

To stubby: Thanks man!

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Re: Colette's Empire Census GR 2013

Postby Zupponn » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:49 pm

Name: Zupponn Mining Co.
Government: Company Owned by Zupponn
Tek Level: 6
Systems/Location: Asteroid Patches Across the Brikverse
Allies: Immortal Alliance
Enemies: Anti-Immortal Alliance, Third Alliance, Pwnies
Notable Figures: Zupponn
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Name: The Order of the Holy Dragon
Government: Fanatic Warrior Monks Devoted to the Supernatural Being Known as the Holy Dragon
Tek Level: 6
Systems/Location: No systems controlled
Allies: Some Anti-Immortal Factions
Enemies: Undead, Immortals
Notable Figures: The Holy Dragon
Flag: None
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Re: Colette's Empire Census GR 2013

Postby Colette » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:17 pm

This should make updating the wiki so easy. I might have some time this weekend.
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Re: Colette's Empire Census GR 2013

Postby Silverdream » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:38 pm

Right now only two nations are in the Yellow Sector.

Name: Greater Bavaria
Government: Absolute Monarchy
Tek Level: 6, Advanced Hover and Antigravity Tek, Nova Sword Knights, Brautek, Advanced Rocket Tek reverse engineered from a DSM artifakt, Blue Buildings
Systems/Location: 58 (this is due to absorbing the Silvarian Empire)
Allies: The Akkadian Empire of Ultra-Badassery, Neo-Prussia, Pwnies, Brikthulu, T.L.A
Enemies: Trattoria, The Britannian League, Space Nazis
Notable Figures: Kaiser Klaus Von Fynnvaria, Admiral Prinzess Amelie Von Bavaria
Flag: TBD
Picture: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/146586032/Turn% ... G_3610.jpg (better one coming soon, but currently I like this one)
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Re: Colette's Empire Census GR 2013

Postby Kalvinator » Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:10 am

Name: New Coruscant Republic
Government: Republic
Tek Level: 6
Systems/Location: A couple thousand lightyears away from Star Wars galaxy, Nearest Ally: ESF, Nearest Enemy: Bavarians.
Allies: Immortal Alliance, Pwnys.
Enemies: Anti-Immortal Alliance, Anti-Pwny Alliance.
Notable Figures: Khaar, Kalvinator, Naomi Jess
Flag: More of a symbol really, but if it was on a flag, it be a white flag with this in the center... makes it hard to tell if/when we're surrendering or attacking, most likely the later.
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Re: Colette's Empire Census GR 2013

Postby Whiteagle » Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:38 am

stubby wrote:
Quantumsurfer wrote:
Silverdream wrote:
samuelzz10 wrote:Name: AWESOME EMPIRE
Government: socialist
Tek Level: incredibly early level 7, credited for making first laser guns.
Systems/Location: 15,000 planets, some small colonies. The leading planets are in a pocket universe
Allies: most anti immortals, noob crushers
Enemies: most pro-immortals, the 3rd alliance, Colette's faction, space pirates, major black's men,
and pwnies. (Also, space communists)
Notable Figures: KING AWESOME, king awesome's son, the 3 grand generals, captain boss (mostly freelance, but he hangs with awesome empire armies most of the time)
Flag: a picture of a middle finger
Picture:later

I don't know what to say.

I'm a little at a loss for words myself.

:sparta:

This is one of my favorite empire descriptions ever.

Why, because it sounds like it was written by a 7 year-old?


...Actually I take that back, my 7 year-old Nephew could probably come up with better...

Alright, I might as well attempt this...

Name: Briktoid Automata
Government: Meritocracy
Tek Level: None of your damned business Meatbag! (6.5?)
Systems/Location: Pretty much everywhere
Allies: Third Alliance (barely), Pwnies
Enemies: Every living thing besides the Pwnies.
Notable Figures: Hell Brothers, Orange Transparent Gonk Droid, H4XX0R///SL4SH0R
Flag:
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Re: Colette's Empire Census GR 2013

Postby The Shadowscythe » Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:25 am

Name: The Great Scythian Empire

Government: Empire

To the public - Empire under control of the Scythian Emperor, whom has been ill with a degenerative disease for the last two years.

To those "In the know" - The Empire is currently under the control of the Scythian Office of Naval Intelligence (S.O.N.I) as the Emperor is AWOL with most of the Scythian 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 7th fleets.

Tek Level: 6/7

Solid state lasers, Antimatter generators and weapons, advanced shields and Armour, sentient AI's, advanced robotics.

Systems/Location: 378 colonies spread over the galactic core of the brikverse (formerly 430 as of the start of the Immortal war 2 years ago).

Notable systems -

Scythia (Home world and system name, capital of the empire)

Rigel Kentaurus shipyards (an Oort cloud system filled with trillions of resource heavy asteroids, home to the shipyards named after the system itself - largest shipyards in the brikverse)

Mantorok (Primary Skunkworks, peacetime headquarters of the Scythian Office of Naval Intelligence)

Gateway (Primary trade route to other stellar powers, Defensive buffer against CAID sector)

Mousetrap (Defensive system against the Britannian and Immortal Empires)

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Allies: The Genoan Republics, The HURT, The Paladin Corps, The Felc, The T.L.A, most of the other Anti-Immortal Alliance races

Enemies: The Immortals and all allied races, the VOL, the Akkadians, too many others to count

Notable Figures: The Scythian Emperor, Lord Shadowscythe, Lord Hearcer

Flag: An Image of the Scythian home system set against a red shield backdrop.
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Re: Colette's Empire Census GR 2013

Postby samuelzz10 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:12 am

The maturity level of most of the stuff team awesome does similar to the level of maturity of Matt and Trey's wrighting for South Park and team America. They're fuckers with the blood lust, I hope that explains it.
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Re: Colette's Empire Census GR 2013

Postby Scratch » Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:39 pm

Name: The Police State of Venice
Government: Military Dictatorship
Tek Level: 6 Military harsuits, FTL transport, Armored Cars,
Systems/Location: between 190 and 200 systems depending on the levels of revolt that day
Allies: The Third Alliance, Space Mafia, Prof Sharkhead
Enemies: Immortal Empire, Peach Armada, Negaverse, It's own civilians
Notable Figures: Doge William, Duchessa Verona, General Dogmatix, Bellamy
Flag: http://brikwars.com/wiki/images/f/fe/Venice2.gif
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Name: The Space Mafia
Government: Boss Underboss hierarchy
Tek Level: between 5 and 6
Systems/Location: No actual holdings, front buisnesses on most civilized worlds, mining operation on Ekvestria.
Allies: The Police State of Venice, The Czech Republik, Third Alliance, Space Pirates
Enemies: DEA, Peach Armada, Negaverse, anti-drug lobbiests
Notable Figures: Godfather Scratch
Flag: None
Picture: http://i1285.photobucket.com/albums/a586/DocScratch/The%20Police%20State%20of%20Venice/047_zps37febc51.png

Name: The Peach Armada
Government: Piracy
Tek Level: Rusty 6, Microspace Mega-SHIP, fleet teknology
Systems/Location: several Space Cities and a microspace Mega-SHIP
Allies: Peaches, Negaverse
Enemies: Everything else
Notable Figures: Baman squad, Peach DSM, Admiral Tommy Lee Jones
Flag: None
Picture: upcoming
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Re: Colette's Empire Census GR 2013

Postby Alex » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:53 pm

Name: The Crimson Dawn
Government: Communist Dictatorship
Tek Level: 6 Hovercraft, Mechs, GIANT OTCS
Location: Wherever the proletariat is oppressed
Allies: other communists, Immortals
Enemies: Capitalist Pigs, anti-immortals
Notable Figures: Josef Lenin, Comrade Communism
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Re: Colette's Empire Census GR 2013

Postby Kalvinator » Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:43 pm

Just a quick question for everyone. What do you guys do for the number of systems held and such? Do you just make up a number, or do you actually have it written down somewhere and all that?
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