Battle Jesters: Alex
The Black Codpiece ollies the fuck out of there with the unknown cargo and an obscene sprint roll.
Or maybe the cargo is less unknown,
THE BATTLE JESTERS HAVE LEFT THE GAME
Continuing the plan from last turn, Che releases the last crate of rabbits and they push Brownnose's barrel over and roll low when shoving it at the smeerps.
The Butcher goes a bit outside of his cliche when he tries to make a rabbit attracting explosive cake.
Even without the penalty for outside of cliche, he crit-fails the feat and the cake explodes in his face.
The blast kills a smeerp and a duck, but otherwise only causes some disruptions.
The other two civilians manage to knock one HP off of Nitros.
House Lowtower: mgb519
The rangers fail pretty miserably, the spearman misses his charge, and the axe-thrower kills a civilian accedentally, and the only guy who hits doesn't do enough damage to take another HP off. The hero is unable to get into the action due to crowding.
Nitros the Great Bull: Zahru
Nitros solves the overcrowding with some quick carnage after a failed feat.
The Smeerps all combine into a giant Super Smeerp, wielding a 2-handed club and a sword, he is a force to be reckoned with.
Note, the trap set last turn went off, damaging the keep and setting it on fire.