NEW IMMORTAL WALLY: RANDALF THE GAEY

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NEW IMMORTAL WALLY: RANDALF THE GAEY

Postby Warhead » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:16 pm

Due to an outstanding court restraining order Randalf missed out on helping Fredo Bawbag with his magic ring. However, despite this Randalf is still determined to groom... er... recruit some halflings into his services. What services these may be is probably a question best left unasked.

Immortal Wallies for reference: http://brikwars.wikispaces.com/The+Immortal+Wallies

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Randalf's magic staff has a ribbed knob for maximum pleasure. This alone is cause for terror.  

Being a wally in the Immortal Family is a living guarantee of a daily beating and/or disintegration. While not being able to die it still hurts, a lot. Randalf has developed a defensive strategy that can unsettle and drive away most short range using Immortal Maniacs looking to wipe him off the face of creation.

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Eating bananas in a libidinous manner...

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Elite Immortals just nuke it from orbit but it's guaranteed to drive most Immortals and mortals away.
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Re: NEW IMMORTAL WALLY: RANDALF THE GAEY

Postby Silverdream » Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:56 pm

My favourite!

Wait, what about gaey immortals? Do they fear Randalf for his over-flamboyantness or are they driven to him with lust?
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Re: NEW IMMORTAL WALLY: RANDALF THE GAEY

Postby Pwnerade » Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:16 am

So is Randalf wearing a yellow suit, or is he naked, save for his banana hammock?
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Re: NEW IMMORTAL WALLY: RANDALF THE GAEY

Postby stubby » Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:28 am

Do you really have to ask?
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Re: NEW IMMORTAL WALLY: RANDALF THE GAEY

Postby Bragallot » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:26 am

You're just lucky Warhead hasn't painted nipples on the damn thing yet...
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Re: NEW IMMORTAL WALLY: RANDALF THE GAEY

Postby Warhead » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:20 pm

The Immortal Wally factions do tend towards Gaeyness but only because it really annoys the Maniacs... I'm sure there's some perfectly horrid psychiatric reason lurking conspicuously somewhere looking for attention.
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Re: NEW IMMORTAL WALLY: RANDALF THE GAEY

Postby Warhead » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:21 pm

Bragallot wrote:You're just lucky Warhead hasn't painted nipples on the damn thing yet...



Heeey! What a great idea! Thanks Bragster!  :D
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