Mill Village Raid (Round 3)

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Mill Village Raid (Round 3)

Postby Bragallot » Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:22 am

Round 3

Villagers - Scribonius

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Haircules climbs the cart-obstacle. What is he up to?

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He rips off a wheel...

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*twang* The wheel takes off a Falx's head before he knows what's happening.

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The villagers arm up and retreat.

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The kid gives the hoe to his mom.

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He grabs the bucket from Sir Barad and moves towards the ladder.

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The mom (no, Warhead, just no) runs into the barn. What is she up to?

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The villager throws an axe at Croses, but it bounces off his shield.

"A worthy effort, but futile."

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The peasant girl tries to goad the Falx into committing suicide with her female charms.

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Though women have been able to do this before, the Falx aren't impressed. They don't even snuggle the people they conquer, out of fear of creating a bastard offspring with the barbarians.

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The peasant is too dumb to realize what she's doing and, hurt by her betrayal, tries to stab her. Luckily he's incompetent and stabs the horse's ass instead.

Draklon Raiders - darkpaladin

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The champion somehow transfers the flames onto the barn.

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It's burning pretty well.

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The crossbowman sets an arrow on fire and shoots at the barricade-wagon, setting it on fire.

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An owl dies to massive booty bothered.

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Godfrey is stabbed, but is lucky the officer crits on his damage roll. The space is small, and no one else can reach him.

Crimson Crusaders

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Marcriss charges Croses, looking to bash him with his shield.

"Time to give you a piece of your own medicine, invader!"

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Critical success! Croses is knocked into the moat...

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... where he will surely drown.

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Godfrey attacks, but crit fails and again has to withstand a riposte.

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Banhawk reaches the top of the barn, unfazed by the flames. What's his game?

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Ah, the old pissing out the fire trick, eh? Luckily, this time Stubhammer's wee isn't so alcoholic it's flammable and it seems to work.

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+1 XP to Banhawk! for this random feat of awesomeness. That's right, 1 XP for pissing out a fire :sparta:

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Yagan the Young hijacks a horse and fires at a Falx, but the swordsman manages a miraculous parry.

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He then retreats, like a true skirmisher (well-played).

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Egon and Barad move to shield the villagers. They must be protected! (so they can pay more taxes later)

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Alamar and Jarvis want to help Godfrey, but the way is too cramped!

Falx Raiders - Apollyon

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The spearmen march on, but they have trouble navigating the tight woods.

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The sea shell is killed, but the other creatures respond and take down the spearman.

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The other spearmen react and avenge his death to some degree.

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The Death Seekers charge the cart...

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... and chop it to bits. It's still on fire though. Haircules takes a fall, laughing at the pitiful damage.

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"Mierda!" the final crossbowmen cusses as he sees his intended target is out of range.

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The Falx, bereft of leadership, attack the knights.

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As Barad strikes down his assailant (+1 XP, +1 G) Haircules spots an attack of opportunity, jumping up and catching his opponent's sword on his bare hands.

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He proceeds to rip off the swordsman's head. Buuurn!

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The javelineers continue their way with the ram.

Black Knights - me

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Another hail of arrows flies from the walls, killing a crossbowman...

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... and two javelineers.

The Animals of Farthing Wood - Zahru II

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The animals surge forward, pecking another soldier to death while one stands his ground.

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The crossbowman survives the initial attacks of the animals behind him, but is then ripped to bits by the Wolf.

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The baby dragon takes a ride on a wolf's back. But why?

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He jumps into the fire! But why?

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Oh, I see. Point taken sah.

Jesus the Fish Ninja - Kalvinator

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The cultists creep forward.

Cleric - NPC

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"Allons-y. Chop chop!"

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Re: Mill Village Raid (Round 3)

Postby Zahru II » Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:41 am

That went pretty well.
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Re: Mill Village Raid (Round 3)

Postby Quantumsurfer » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:21 pm

Well, now that the cart is down, I can finally get round to maneuvering to where I can plant my axe in someone.
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Re: Mill Village Raid (Round 3)

Postby alphafalcon541 » Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:56 pm

The kid gives the hoe to his mom.
Hahahahaha greatest line
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Re: Mill Village Raid (Round 3)

Postby Warhead » Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:04 am

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The mom (no, Warhead, just no) runs into the barn. What is she up to?


But yes, indeed yes. :warhead: Mom with Hoe in Barn action!
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