The Gate and the Key

[Arkbrik]

"Good evening and welcome to Galaktic Media News!"

"Our top story: Brittanian planet Wraysford has been taken over by BrikThulhian cultists."

"As we speak they enact horrific rituals to bring forth the spawn of their dark god."



"With us tonight is Lavinia Davis, leader of the BrikThulhu cult. Miss Davis, you are now the de facto ruler of Wraysford, is that correct?"

"Great BrikThulhu is our one true master, but, yes."

"Over a night you've gone from commanding an undercover cult to controlling an entire planet... what's the secret behind your sudden success?"



"Well, I have to say it was the timely invasion by the Pwnies that made this possible. They threw the armed forces into disarray, so me and my cultists took the chance and... look at us now!"

"Amazi - "

*zap*



" - Rainbow Transparent, the new hit drug on the Trattorian markets, giving high kicks of emotion to a previously repressed and bored people. Scientists have found what appears to be traces of horse meat inside the crystals, but Space Mafia Godfather Scratch denies all such rumors - "



"Yes... the Pwnies are the gate... the pwnies are the key and the guardians of the gate..."



"And we will teach the minifigs new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves!"

[Scratch]

This is awesome, connecting all the loose plotlines that were flailing like Brikthulu's tentacles.

"All allegations of contamination are complete horsemeat, I mean shit, SHIT."

[Silverdream]

Goddamnit Arkbrik, you're a genius.

[pkbrennan]

" - Rainbow Transparent, the new hit drug on the Trattorian markets, giving high kicks of emotion to a previously repressed and bored people. Scientists have found what appears to be traces of horse meat inside the crystals, but Space Mafia Godfather Scratch denies all such rumors - "

Bloody genius.

This gives me an idea for my SHIP. You know those little 2" photo frame keyfobs you can get? Imagine rigging one of those up as a working screen inside a SHIP or a room, or something. Just load it up with a sequence of small square Lego photos, and off you go...

[piltogg]

pluspoints.

Would agree that the brikverses' various current story-lines didn't really seem to add up or have a reason for existing. But, this convenient conspiracy does seem to tie them all together pretty nicely.

In particular, it would make the non-friendship spreading pwnies worth fighting some sort of war over anyway. At least in the case of trattoria. How the other starnations might react to the introduction of penis-drugs is questionable.

Also, for what mini-figs see while under the influence, reference the following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I

[Zupponn]

Very nice Arkbrik. Very nice.

Also, for what mini-figs see while under the influence, reference the following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I

[Quantumsurfer]

Also, for what mini-figs see while under the influence, reference the following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I

Well, that's just one of the best things I've ever seen.