BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Nothing, Just turn
Overpower the Bavarian and use him as a shield against oncoming attacks. Also shoot the nearest one. Someone should fix my droid.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Nothing, Just turn
Austin: Grab the gun turret and shoot Boris, then grab his rocket launcher and take cover.
Also, order the nearby Bavarians to shoot Boris as well.
Also, order the nearby Bavarians to shoot Boris as well.
Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Nothing, Just turn
Kelvin: shoot the mg n the jeep at whatever colette wants me to.
Empire of Luchardsko WIP wiki pageBrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."
Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Nothing, Just turn
Angus: Now build an ultralight for Archie and Veronica to fly. Defeat an enemy with duct tape
Archie: pop a cap in some dudes forehead and get in the plane I hope to build
Veronica: womanly rage. Murderize enemies.
Robot assistant: What would clever bot do?
Archie: pop a cap in some dudes forehead and get in the plane I hope to build
Veronica: womanly rage. Murderize enemies.
Robot assistant: What would clever bot do?
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Nothing, Just turn
Shoot Austin and and tell Bavarians him and his friends are rables. Run towards the tower.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Nothing, Just turn
TURN 5
"Patty cake patty cake, baker's man. Bake me a cake, as fast as you can.
Master Chef gives Kommandant Fangarm the stare of death, while trying to get the Bavarians' attention. Unfortunately, no one seems to care.
A pissed Bavarian shows Clara and Kelvin the respect of a U-Ship captain. This is what happens when all 4 Bavarians make good bail rolls.
"I'm sorry sir, you know how bad us women are at driving."
"That's silly, most Bavarian women form the bulk of our air force, because their bodies are smaller overall."
"Oh, I meant it's because I'm Asian."
Brag's Roboto actually kills the Officer. Finally.
Then he is picked up, and used as a shield.
Due to me being nice and you guys doing really bad, I decided to give Kelvin a machinegun.
Somehow he's able to fire it.
Resulting in Dead Bavarians
Skyler dies too. Directed By Vince Gilligan.
Angus decides that Flyers are hard to build, and instead has his Ironside move in. It's a slow moving armoured vehicle with a powerful cannon. It needs one crewmember to reload and fire the cannon, and one to stoke the engine if it needs to be sped up.
Archie puts his gun to the side of Bluth's head, but all he hears is a click. This is why you don't buy guns from Boris.
Veronica orders Archie to get in.
Two Bavarians and Iris are killed in the explosion. Master Chef narrowly survives.
What would cleverbot do?
Play Kingdom Hearts.
Before Boris can even think, he's blasted with a size two machinegun at point blank range, leaving him at his last two hp.
Austin breaks character.
He takes his laptop and one of the rocket launchers that Boris was carrying.
And he hides in the Chikin bar.
This Bavarian is too drunk to care about whatever Boris is rabbling on about.
This one is stuck, does he indulge in his love of sauerkraut sandwiches, or does he retaliate against the Trattorian menace?
Why not both? Incidentally, he would have killed Kelvin if it wasn't for the sandwich penalty.
This guy misfires his rifle.
The corporal however, takes care of the Roboto. It is dead now.
The truck driver drives his knife into Veronica's body repeatedly, until she is dead.
NOW I'VE LOST IT
I KNOW I CAN KILL
THE TRUTH EXISTS BEYOND THE GATE
"You know vat zhis means, only vun champion can open the gate."
Kommandant Fangarm only needs his bodyguards to die. Erich Riefensturm decides to fight back.
Although, he isn't dead yet.
Overwatch, YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THIS PLANE
The machine gun needs to be reloaded, otherwise it works in single shots.
Don't make direct eye contact. Master Chef is still alive.
"Patty cake patty cake, baker's man. Bake me a cake, as fast as you can.
Master Chef gives Kommandant Fangarm the stare of death, while trying to get the Bavarians' attention. Unfortunately, no one seems to care.
A pissed Bavarian shows Clara and Kelvin the respect of a U-Ship captain. This is what happens when all 4 Bavarians make good bail rolls.
"I'm sorry sir, you know how bad us women are at driving."
"That's silly, most Bavarian women form the bulk of our air force, because their bodies are smaller overall."
"Oh, I meant it's because I'm Asian."
Brag's Roboto actually kills the Officer. Finally.
Then he is picked up, and used as a shield.
Due to me being nice and you guys doing really bad, I decided to give Kelvin a machinegun.
Somehow he's able to fire it.
Resulting in Dead Bavarians
Skyler dies too. Directed By Vince Gilligan.
Angus decides that Flyers are hard to build, and instead has his Ironside move in. It's a slow moving armoured vehicle with a powerful cannon. It needs one crewmember to reload and fire the cannon, and one to stoke the engine if it needs to be sped up.
Archie puts his gun to the side of Bluth's head, but all he hears is a click. This is why you don't buy guns from Boris.
Veronica orders Archie to get in.
Two Bavarians and Iris are killed in the explosion. Master Chef narrowly survives.
What would cleverbot do?
Play Kingdom Hearts.
Before Boris can even think, he's blasted with a size two machinegun at point blank range, leaving him at his last two hp.
Austin breaks character.
He takes his laptop and one of the rocket launchers that Boris was carrying.
And he hides in the Chikin bar.
This Bavarian is too drunk to care about whatever Boris is rabbling on about.
This one is stuck, does he indulge in his love of sauerkraut sandwiches, or does he retaliate against the Trattorian menace?
Why not both? Incidentally, he would have killed Kelvin if it wasn't for the sandwich penalty.
This guy misfires his rifle.
The corporal however, takes care of the Roboto. It is dead now.
The truck driver drives his knife into Veronica's body repeatedly, until she is dead.
NOW I'VE LOST IT
I KNOW I CAN KILL
THE TRUTH EXISTS BEYOND THE GATE
"You know vat zhis means, only vun champion can open the gate."
Kommandant Fangarm only needs his bodyguards to die. Erich Riefensturm decides to fight back.
Although, he isn't dead yet.
Overwatch, YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THIS PLANE
The machine gun needs to be reloaded, otherwise it works in single shots.
Don't make direct eye contact. Master Chef is still alive.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Nothing, Just turn
Master Chef is pissed. Therefore, he will take his anger out on the Kommander by preforming his newest Luchador wrestling move, The Jagerbomb.
Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Nothing, Just turn
Kelvin will reload, and shoot the bavarian with the sandwich if possible.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Turn 5
Now that the Roboto's are defeated, they will blow up, Predator-style.
Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Turn 5
Crawl to the gate.
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Turn 5
Austin: Shoot the Kommandant with his missile launcher, and then go through the gate if it opens.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Turn 5
Turn that car around, running over the Kommandant Fangarm and firing at him with Clara's guns. If the car still has move left after running over the Kommandant then smash into the gate and to see what would happen (in the name of science).
I would recommend to everyone else that they combine damage on the Komandant.
I would recommend to everyone else that they combine damage on the Komandant.
Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Turn 5
Archie: avenge Veronica, have a tearjerker moment.
Angus: defibrillate away.
Cleverbot: attack the enemies. Not attacking is not an option.
Angus: defibrillate away.
Cleverbot: attack the enemies. Not attacking is not an option.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Turn 5
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Turn 5
Also Kalvinator, my advice for you is to pm orders since you don't want other players to see yours.
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