Unfolding Part 2

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Unfolding Part 2

Post by Semaj Nagirrac » Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:23 pm

Warning: Very short.

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"Very good, Arthur. You're beginning to feel your opponent."

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"Your form lacks strength. See how easily I parry your attack, young prince?"

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"Give me a sec and I'll pound your face in the sand, master."

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WHOOSH

"Pounding? The only pounding here comes from the farce."

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"Yeah, I keep forgetting I can still use the farce, just not may-tricks."

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"You have great skill in both areas, but you are still not allowed to use may-tricks until you've mastered the farce. Fear not, young prince. You are progressing faster than any of my other pupils. I take my leave."

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"Thank you, master. I'll do better next time."

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"What's that?"

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"Looks like a message stud."

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"Congratulations, Arthur. You found the grey circle on the sandy floor. You must be sooooo proud..."

"Why is master so sarcastic all the time?"

"The elders have deemed you worthy of attaining greater power. Normally, we would never allow this, but we are short on time. Great events are about to unfold across the galaxy and your part to play is fast approaching. Meet me in the tek labs tonight after supper. Fear nothing. You are ready."

Meanwhile...

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"That's it?! That's your great secret?! Avalon was destroyed and Hopklis Nur with it! You don't have a leg to stand on! If I had wanted to hear a lie then I would have called my girlfriend and asked where she and my brother were last night! I'm a fool for having listened to you!"

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"Guards! Execute the prisoner immediately! ...how could I have been so stupid...?"

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"Then again, he could have inspected those ruins before Avalon's destruction. That makes sense..."

B'ZAP!
"AAAAHHHH!!!!!"

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"Now this is a new development..."

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"Tricking the Ming into thinking you're not the person for whom they are searching is clever enough, but to fool me as well... I must say, you are quite good at your job."

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"I don't blame you or any of the Menggu, but I'm getting out of here one way or another. Now, get out of my way."
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Re: Unfolding Part 2

Post by Colette » Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:39 pm

:omnom:
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Re: Unfolding Part 2

Post by Quantumsurfer » Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:29 pm

:omnom:

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Re: Unfolding Part 2

Post by mercury19 » Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:03 am

Dangit

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Re: Unfolding Part 2

Post by Theblackdog » Wed Mar 06, 2013 1:30 am

:omnom:
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Re: Unfolding Part 2

Post by Unlimited Overkill » Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:19 am

:omnom:

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Re: Unfolding Part 2

Post by lawmaster » Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:25 pm

:omnom:
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*

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Re: Unfolding Part 2

Post by Brikboyz » Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:28 pm

I propose we have a feast! :omnom:
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Re: Unfolding Part 2

Post by Kalvinator » Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:18 pm

I'm going to break up this feast by asking where part 1 is?

...resume feasting :omnom:
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Re: Unfolding Part 2

Post by Semaj Nagirrac » Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:28 pm

Zupponn wrote:Where the hell did Semaj come from?

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Re: Unfolding Part 2

Post by Craigallot » Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:22 am

I get the vibe that Myrna is going to fire another planet cracker.

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Re: Unfolding Part 2

Post by Zupponn » Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:35 am

OT beamsaber? Where have I seen that before?
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Re: Unfolding Part 2

Post by PlutoniumDeath » Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:38 pm

:omnom:
This is gonna be good.
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Re: Unfolding Part 2

Post by Natalya » Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:28 pm

Oh shat, it's about to get real.
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