BrikwaRPG2 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Finished)

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Re: BrikwaRPG2 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 2/20/2013)

Post by Silverdream » Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:59 pm

I like your Hot Fuzz sig. Incidentally, that movie's where my username comes from.
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Re: BrikwaRPG2 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 2/20/2013)

Post by Zupponn » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:01 pm

Silverdream wrote:I like your Hot Fuzz sig. Incidentally, that movie's where my username comes from.
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Re: BrikwaRPG2 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 2/20/2013)

Post by Zupponn » Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:24 pm

What is this? An update? How dare he! :fist:

TURN 8!

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alphafalcon's son tries to call down some kind of missile strike, but apparently the ship he called is too busy drinking booze to notice the call.

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He then goes over and kicks the Zamboni.

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His foot hurts.

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Von Brag takes to the air, but is immediately shot at by both Jeremiah and Scribonius.

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Brag's flying machine is destroyed.
Jeremiah: "That's for Fulgencio, you bastard!"

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Von Brag lands right outside of the base's side door.

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Rade runs forward and kicks a Brag Squad grunt over.

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He then dumps all of his guns' bullets into the grunt's mouth.
Rade: "Hope you get lead poisoning, you fucktard!"

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Instead of lead poisoning, the grunt starts choking. He tries to grab at his throat, but realizes too late that minifigs cannot touch their own necks. :fu:

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He falls over dead.

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Duke Crystoph moves up.

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Khaar starts yelling at the Master.
Khaar: "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SWEEPING I"M GOING TO HAVE TO DO BECAUSE OF YOUR DAMN DOOR!!"

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He picks him up with the Farce.
Khaar: "Lots and lots of sweeping, you asshole!"

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He then throws him at Rade. The collision knocks him over.

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Khaar: "Alright, I did this little bit for you all, but only cause of that one time we were on a team together...(mumbling)(then again, most of you were complete shit heads... leaving me with all the work)." *grumble grumble grumble*

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Apparently he can really work when he wants to though.

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That cleanliness doesn't last too long though, as both Mr. Doctor and Nadine combine fire to take out another Brag Squad grunt.

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The remaining Brag Squad grunts both attack Rade, but fail to penetrate his armor.

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Then the Master runs up and kills Mr. Doctor with a vicious blow that cuts him in two.

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Von Brag activates his mini-tank and has it come to his position.

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It stops next to him, scanning for targets.

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Von Brag: "Code Blitzschlag. Extraction required."
On cue, a ship makes its descent to the battlefield.

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Pilot: "Sir! Let's get you out of here!"
Von Brag: "Yes, let us go. I must live to finish my invention. Then all the Brikverse shall be mine!"

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Re: BrikwaRPG2 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 2/20/2013)

Post by Scribonius » Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:55 pm

Well, this is not a good thing. Von Bragallot must NOT get away!

Von Bragallot, you are a blight upon the fabric of the Brikverse! You shall NOT escape this time! *summon magic to make the ground under the ship surge up and "spike" the ship, hopefully damaging it enough to keep it from flying!

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Re: BrikwaRPG2 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 3/13/2013)

Post by Kalvinator » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:49 pm

Continue cleaning the field, grumbling of course.
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Re: BrikwaRPG2 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 3/13/2013)

Post by Vami IV » Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:11 pm

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Re: BrikwaRPG2 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 3/13/2013)

Post by Zupponn » Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:27 pm

Vami_IV wrote:Awesome. Is there any way I might have a character in this battle?
It's a little too late for that, as the battle is nearing its end. Keep an eye open for BrikwaRPG3 though, which should start up sometime this summer methinks.
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Re: BrikwaRPG2 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 3/13/2013)

Post by Vami IV » Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:58 pm

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Re: BrikwaRPG2 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 3/13/2013)

Post by Kalvinator » Tue May 07, 2013 9:57 pm

Not to rush or anything....
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Re: BrikwaRPG2 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 3/13/2013)

Post by Zupponn » Thu May 09, 2013 6:58 pm

Kalvinator wrote:Not to rush or anything....
Hey, this battle is like a fine wine. You can't rush it or you won't enjoy it completely. :P

In all seriousness, I've been working on different stuff recently and I'll try to get back to it as soon as I can.
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Re: BrikwaRPG2 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 3/13/2013)

Post by cleanupcrew » Thu May 09, 2013 8:59 pm

It's been so long that I can't remember, but did I send orders for Nadine?

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Re: BrikwaRPG2 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 3/13/2013)

Post by Zupponn » Fri May 10, 2013 12:44 am

Colette wrote:It's been so long that I can't remember, but did I send orders for Nadine?
Yes. I have orders for everyone that's left. I've just been both busy and lazy recently.
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Re: BrikwaRPG2 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 3/13/2013)

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Re: BrikwaRPG2 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 3/13/2013)

Post by Zupponn » Thu May 16, 2013 6:28 pm

So, after 2 months of waiting, I present you the next turn!

TURN 9!

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Rade runs over to the damaged machine and starts pounding on the control panel with his pistols.

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Unfortunately, all his pounding did was short something in the circuitry, which zaps him.

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He gets knocked backwards a ways.

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Nadine moves up and blows a Brag Squaddie's head off.

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Scribonius starts channeling a spell.

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A large spike comes out of the ground and impales itself into the spaceship, dealing 2 points of damage (of 6). It will have to be removed before the ship can take off.

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alphafalcon's son grabs a couple of loose guns and unloads them on the spaceship, but he fails to do any damage.

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Duke Crystoph: "Burn!"
Heavy: "Aieeeeeeee!!!"

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Khaar: "Man, that guy's toast!"
Duke Crysstoph: "Heh. More like burnt toast."
:csi:

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Jeremiah readies his aim.

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Von Brag gets smacked by the flying rifle.
Von Brag: ?

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Jeremaih: "You coward! How about a round of fisticuffs to determine which of us is manlier?"

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I guess someone didn't like that idea.

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Jeremaih collides with Scribonius. Neither is hurt.

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Von Brag: "Great vork likkle tank!"
Likkle Tank: "Beep Boop"

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Von Brag: "Now, go vemove zat vorrendus spike in my ship. I'll be leaving as soon as you're done."
Pilot: "Yes sir."

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The only problem is that he can't seem to get it to budge.

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Pilot: "Hey, could I get a hand here?"

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Master: "Sure."

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Master: "You're welcome."

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He then hops in the back of the ship.
Von Brag: "Vhat took you so long?"
Master: "I was...delayed."

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Von Brag: "Vell, let's blast out of zis joint!"

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Von Brag: "Oh, but ve mustn't forget to clean up after ourselves."

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Von Brag: "Zhis self-destruct programming alvays comes in handy."

LATER...

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Scribonius: "So, now what?
Rade: "We go after them of course."
Nadine: "But shouldn't we report in first?"
Jeremaih: "No, Warhead would not be happy. We'd be lucky to escape with our lives after the Von Brag escaped with his."
Rade: "Exactly, and besides..."

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"...now it's personal."

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Our heroes will be back! Stay tuned for the epic conclusion coming sometime this summer in...

BRIKWARPG3: SONS OF THE MOONS



Anyways, thanks to everyone who participated and enjoyed this little endeavor. I hope it was as enjoyable for you guys as it was for me. :guinness:
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Re: BrikwaRPG2 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (Last Update: 3/13/2013)

Post by Silverdream » Thu May 16, 2013 6:55 pm

Zupponn wrote: Image
"...now it's personal."
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