(I didn't know where else to post this)
"General Axelrod is back doing what he does best- killing things!"
"Oh, you there. Check out my new robot legs- apparently my insurance don't cover brand-new legs, but these are good enough. The steel is all the better to knee Trattorian politicians in the balls with, and the look is enough to scare the average admiral. They even go faster than a minifig's and I'm saving up to install rocket boosters in them. Back to killing some pwnies."