Mill Village Raid (Round 5)

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Mill Village Raid (Round 5)

Postby Bragallot » Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:58 am

Ok, I believe I've waited long enough...

Round 5

Peasants - Scribonius

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The dragon suddenly plummets down, crushing Lord Godfrey, the Drakhirri champion and a Drakhirri warrior.

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The mom chuckles maniacally.

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The kid readies another bucket.

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Haircules and the others fall back to give way to the black knights.

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Haircules throws a sword, but accidentally decapitates pitchfork dude.

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The woodcutter picks up a large axe and throws the other one, ineffectively.

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"That's my horse!"

"Go away woman."

Crimson Crusaders

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Sir Egon backstabs a swordsman. (+1 xp, +1 g)

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Sir Barad approaches Fish Jesus to hear of his religion.

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Deciding religion and peace cannot co-exist, he opts to attack Jesus.

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His attack is parried and he is then fish-slapped.

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Alamar falls to a counter.

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Jarvis impales his adversary. (+1 xp, +1 g)

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Yagan fires, ineffectively.

Falx soldiers

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The remaining Falx spearmen slaughter the wolf. Tough luck man, you're a size 2 creation.

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The death seeker plants his axe in Haircules' face, actually dealing a hit.

Black knights - me

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An ineffective volley is fired from the walls.

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The spearmen advance, ready to crush any remaining resistance.

Since I didn't receive orders from most people, this is essentially the end of the battle.

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The remaining Falx spearmen retreat in good order.

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The dragon leads his animals after them.

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The rest of the survivors are driven together.

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And slaughtered mercilessly.

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There is one survivor.

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The cleric finally reaches the castle.

"Hello. I've come to preach for peace."

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In a pond not so far away, the water is stirring...

GG. The next battle will be Sci-fi.
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Re: Mill Village Raid (Round 5)

Postby Scratch » Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:40 am

Good Game, I still think that killing a hero by drowning should count as a full kill, but it was a very fun game.
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Re: Mill Village Raid (Round 5)

Postby Apollyon » Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:58 am

I don't think he is dead. It is just he is performing a very extended feat!
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Re: Mill Village Raid (Round 5)

Postby Silverdream » Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:01 am

Go Jarvis!
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Re: Mill Village Raid (Round 5)

Postby Scribonius » Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:48 pm

Well, that was highly successful!

I lost: one peasant (to friendly fire, oh well, he was kind of useless during the battle anyway)
One drunk guy (apparently not a drunken master, but he died in a spectacularly silly way, hitting people with buckets, so all good)
1 hit point from Haircules... who I WAS going to have throw that Falxian death guy back at his allies...

Big winner for this game: The MOM! Knocking the thatch off the roof was an AWESOME idea and worked BRILLIANTLY! Dragon fall down go BOOM! :warhead:
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Re: Mill Village Raid (Round 5)

Postby Quantumsurfer » Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:59 am

Haha, nice. I feel like Tanis, dying an ignominious death, randomly murdered by some foot soldier. I look forward to the next one.
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