Post-Mortum Brikwars
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Post-Mortum Brikwars
So, I was thinking that we could have some brikwars in the afterlife. If we can take lego with us (unlikely) or whichever deity is hosting has a stockpile (very likely)
However, we should all convert to the same religion so we can battle in the same afterlife. So I will make a pros/cons list for each afterlife, feel free to contribute ideas or any afterlifes I have missed.
THE LIST
Heaven:
Pros: Eternal Bliss
Cons: Disapproving glares from angles
Hell:
Pros: Satan might want to play
Cons: Eternal suffering
Reincarnation:
Pros: Get to be a cool animal!
Cons: No thumbs
The Fields of Aaru:
Pros: Heart Eating Demons
Cons: Heart Eating Demons
Hades:
Pros: Not hell
Cons: Basically hell with roman pillars.
Valhalla:
Pros: Lots of good snacks and mead
Cons: lego may be knocked over by drunk vikings
Sheol:
Pros: Not hell
Cons: Pretty boring after a while
Mormonism:
Pros: Own world, could be full of lego
Cons: Sexism
Atheism Void:
Pros: Protoss may hang around
Cons: Pretty boring after a while
Astral Plate:
Pros: Dread Pirate 2x2
Cons: None
I may have missed some, and will add them in if I have.
Once we have all converted to the same religion, we can plan out the meeting in more specifics.
However, we should all convert to the same religion so we can battle in the same afterlife. So I will make a pros/cons list for each afterlife, feel free to contribute ideas or any afterlifes I have missed.
THE LIST
Heaven:
Pros: Eternal Bliss
Cons: Disapproving glares from angles
Hell:
Pros: Satan might want to play
Cons: Eternal suffering
Reincarnation:
Pros: Get to be a cool animal!
Cons: No thumbs
The Fields of Aaru:
Pros: Heart Eating Demons
Cons: Heart Eating Demons
Hades:
Pros: Not hell
Cons: Basically hell with roman pillars.
Valhalla:
Pros: Lots of good snacks and mead
Cons: lego may be knocked over by drunk vikings
Sheol:
Pros: Not hell
Cons: Pretty boring after a while
Mormonism:
Pros: Own world, could be full of lego
Cons: Sexism
Atheism Void:
Pros: Protoss may hang around
Cons: Pretty boring after a while
Astral Plate:
Pros: Dread Pirate 2x2
Cons: None
I may have missed some, and will add them in if I have.
Once we have all converted to the same religion, we can plan out the meeting in more specifics.
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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars
You forgot about the Rainbow Bridge.
Pros: All your old Dogs are there
Cons: You'd be too busy crying out of joy and trying to play with all of them.
Also Equestria
Pros: Probably Lego somewhere and you get to be a pwny.
Cons: Most of you guys are speciesist and want all the nice pwnies to die.
Pros: All your old Dogs are there
Cons: You'd be too busy crying out of joy and trying to play with all of them.
Also Equestria
Pros: Probably Lego somewhere and you get to be a pwny.
Cons: Most of you guys are speciesist and want all the nice pwnies to die.
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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars
Sovengard:
Pros: Awesome Nords to brikwar against.
Cons: No chance of even coming close to beating said Nords.
Pros: Awesome Nords to brikwar against.
Cons: No chance of even coming close to beating said Nords.
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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars
Summerland (Celtic Mythology)
Pros: Nice scenery, quiet brooks, loads of animals to hunt for food that reincarnate themselves each day.
Cons: Where are we gonna put the bloody tables where they won't get tampered with by nymphs / minor gods / goddesses?
Pros: Nice scenery, quiet brooks, loads of animals to hunt for food that reincarnate themselves each day.
Cons: Where are we gonna put the bloody tables where they won't get tampered with by nymphs / minor gods / goddesses?
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Pre-Mortum Brikwars
Pros: Inside ur Mom
Cons: Inside ur Dad
Pros: Inside ur Mom
Cons: Inside ur Dad
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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars
maybe we could get them to play?pkbrennan wrote:Summerland (Celtic Mythology)
Pros: Nice scenery, quiet brooks, loads of animals to hunt for food that reincarnate themselves each day.
Cons: Where are we gonna put the bloody tables where they won't get tampered with by nymphs / minor gods / goddesses?
Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars
I heard the Asterial Plate has over 15,000 minifigs.
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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars
We could, but the Gods and Goddess will try to dominate the game and argue who should have godly precedence - gods or goddess. Then the nymphs would get frisky with the players and you try rolling dice when they are doing that to you under the table...RunsWithLegos wrote:maybe we could get them to play?pkbrennan wrote:Summerland (Celtic Mythology)
Pros: Nice scenery, quiet brooks, loads of animals to hunt for food that reincarnate themselves each day.
Cons: Where are we gonna put the bloody tables where they won't get tampered with by nymphs / minor gods / goddesses?
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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars
Yeah, but managing that would just make everyone's turn take an eon or three.stubby wrote:I heard the Asterial Plate has over 15,000 minifigs.
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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars
pkbrennan wrote: you try rolling dice when they are doing that to you under the table...
i'll start practicing just to be sure... just need to ask the gf.....
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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars
Huh...
Mictlan (Aztec)
Pro: Afterlife is kind of boring (underworld with lots of caves, etc)
Con: Aztec gods like sacrifice a little too much, liklihood of Lego bricks being around low.
Egyptian Afterlife...
Pro: Kind of a nice place if you're of higher rank, and the Ancient Egyptians were great at building stuff, so the chance of presence of Lego bricks is increased GREATLY.
Con: If you're low ranked, you get reincarnated to be the servants of the nobility...
Big Issue: Ammut might eat you instead... that whole "heart weighs as much as a feather" thing...
Mictlan (Aztec)
Pro: Afterlife is kind of boring (underworld with lots of caves, etc)
Con: Aztec gods like sacrifice a little too much, liklihood of Lego bricks being around low.
Egyptian Afterlife...
Pro: Kind of a nice place if you're of higher rank, and the Ancient Egyptians were great at building stuff, so the chance of presence of Lego bricks is increased GREATLY.
Con: If you're low ranked, you get reincarnated to be the servants of the nobility...
Big Issue: Ammut might eat you instead... that whole "heart weighs as much as a feather" thing...
Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars
Asterial Planestubby wrote:I heard the Asterial Plate has over 15,000 minifigs.
Pros: 15,000 Minifigs
Cons: Ruled by Asterios, all of the minifigs look the same, and very few other creations.
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