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My Sweden visit

Postby terribletina » Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:40 pm

So I just got back from my trip from Sweden, and I had a very lovely time. I entered the famous Chako Paul City, which is entirely populated by women.

Having read Y the Last Man I was surprised at how utopian it was. There was no crime, homelessness or poverty, and women would resolve conflicts through love instead of violence. The people were more like bonobos than humans. I got a few massages and went to the Women's Ikea, which is nicer than the regular Ikea, and everything is free if you're a woman.

I did witness something outside of the city walls though, a few men were trying to enter the city, which is illegal. They were beaten half to death and told never to return by the guards, who were descendants of Carolus Rex's elite Carolingean Guard.
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Re: My Sweden visit

Postby Silverdream » Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:47 pm

How is that city allowed to exist? That has to be the most sexist thing I've ever heard.
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Re: My Sweden visit

Postby Natalya » Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:55 pm

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Re: My Sweden visit

Postby silvadream » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:46 pm

Silverdream wrote:How is that city allowed to exist? That has to be the most sexeist thing I've ever heard.


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Re: My Sweden visit

Postby Zupponn » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:12 pm

silvadream wrote:
Silverdream wrote:How is that city allowed to exist? That has to be the most sexiest thing I've ever heard.


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Re: My Sweden visit

Postby Keldoclock » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:05 pm

Zupponn wrote:
silvadream wrote:
Silverdream wrote:How is that city allowed to exist? That has to be the most sexiest thing I've ever heard.


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Re: My Sweden visit

Postby Tzan » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:10 pm

I herd you like sexiest Swedish things
So we put an Ikea inside a butcher shop
So you can eat meatballs and shop while you shop for meatballs
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Re: My Sweden visit

Postby The Shadowscythe » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:20 pm

Tzan wrote:I herd you like sexiest Swedish things
So we put an Ikea inside a butcher shop
So you can eat meatballs and shop while you stroke your meatballs


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Re: My Sweden visit

Postby silvadream » Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:11 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:
Tzan wrote:I herd you like sexiest Swedish things
So we put an Ikea inside a butcher shop
So you can eat meatballs and shop while you stroke your meatballs


Fixed?


lol

I know a swedish girl at my school and we made out for an hour and i touched her boobs under her bra

swedes r sooooo facking sexy. i want a swede to tie up in the basement
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Re: My Sweden visit

Postby Silverdream » Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:13 am

You're a fucking liar. After researching [redacted]'s family name and genealogy we came to the conclusion her ancestors were Normans that intermarried with Anglo-Saxons.

Plus we didn't get under the bra stupid, everyone knows we're lying.
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Re: My Sweden visit

Postby terribletina » Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:17 am

Silverdream wrote:How is that city allowed to exist? That has to be the most sexist thing I've ever heard.


How? If women want to be by themselves it's completely fair for them to do that. As proven by my experience, society is being fucked over by men. Men start wars, men kill people, men account for all the world's criminals.

Women invent stuff, women give birth and women are the best artists. Frida Kahlo in particular. Plus the Woman's Ikea was awesome.

Edit: Grow up you guys. Lesbians wouldn't find any of you assholes attractive.
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Re: My Sweden visit

Postby Ben-Jammin » Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:38 am

Ahhhh the stupid it burns...
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Re: My Sweden visit

Postby Keldoclock » Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:39 am

ahahahahahahahaha how bored is he that he's doing this?

Don't you have videogames in Canada?
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Re: My Sweden visit

Postby Silverdream » Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:21 pm

Keldoclock wrote:ahahahahahahahaha how bored is he that he's doing this?

Don't you have videogames in Canada?


No video games, only snow.
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Re: My Sweden visit

Postby Arkbrik » Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:27 am

It took me a while to figure out what to say about this thread. Here we go.

terribletina is a liar. Sweden is a horribly misogynist country where women's opinions are utterly disregarded, and those who persist will receive death threats and be shamed by famous men on national television. The word "feminist" is an insult. Female politicians with any amount of power are rare, and will be forced to resign over offenses that their male counterparts can easily brush off. Women who get snuggled and report it to the police get accused of being sluts, gold-diggers or CIA agents.

So it's pretty much like the rest of the world.
Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.
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