- Who are you? I am Orville McHaggis [TM] of [Miscellaneous Locale]! - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important) No, unfortunately. She kicked me out when I turned 20. - Where do you come from? [Miscellaneous Locale] of course! - What is your quest? To sit on the couch all day with a terrible, beaten-up laptop browsing various forums and image-boards! And 4chan, but don't tell Natalya. I still can't triforce.
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Silverdream wrote:No man, I mean that I would be Dom and you would be sub. It would probably be a pretty good fuck.