Down in the Trovian royal gardens...
Lawmaster: That water is pretty blue, wonder how many fishes are in there, I should have fish for dinner, maybe kill the cook for fun....
Solider: Sir?
Lawmaster: Yes what is it that you disturb my ramblings for?!?
Solider: My King, your general has sent me to inform you that we haven't received any report from the invasion squad, and that he assumes they are all dead or captured...
Lawmaster: And what do you think I should do at this point solider?
Solider: If I were you my majesty, I would use stealth, the general is a good fighter but he is out of experience, missions require more than brute force anymore.
Lawmaster: How would I go about this?
Solider: You could send a specialized squad into the nearest military base from that battle. More than likely any survivors would be there.
Lawmaster: Well then, I suggest you pick you squad wisely.
Solider: Sir?
Lawmaster: Congratulation on your promotion Mr....
Solider: James.
Lawmaster: You have 48 hours to pick your squad and depart James, I expect success or body bags.
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Sucks to be James, but I'm not too surprised. Being wise frequently means people treat you like a wise-ass and give you the crap jobs.lawmaster wrote: Lawmaster: Well then, I suggest you pick you squad wisely. You have 48 hours to pick your squad and depart James, I expect success or body bags.
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Sounds like a new BrikwaRPG is on the horizon.
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Hoping so.
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Re: New tatics
Not to be a grammar Piltogg, but unless it's spelled like that in Brikwars, you misspelled "tactics".
The napalm! It does nothing!
Throw as many minifigs at the enemy fortifications as you can! We have reserves you know, so don't act like a brikwussy when we inevitably lose some minifigs!
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Throw as many minifigs at the enemy fortifications as you can! We have reserves you know, so don't act like a brikwussy when we inevitably lose some minifigs!
Creator of the gods awful Metal Box Marauders.
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Renamed.
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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I thought it said "new tits" for a second. nice report.
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I hope his last name is Bond.
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